NEXT TIME THE TEACHER ASKS WHY YOU DIDN'T STUDY, SAY THIS:
a year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days of summer, and, hello, we don't have school during the summer so there are only 263 days left. We sleep at least * hours a day, in a year that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. We need at least one hour a day to just hang out and relax, and therefor, 15 days are gone. Now we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way, and we are left with 96 days in our year to study. We spend one hour a day talking (I spend much more. Ya know how I am) and that takes 15 more days, and we are left with 81 days.Tests and exams take up at least 35 days in our year, hence you are left with only 46 days. Take of approxately 40 days of holiday, u have six days remaining. Say you are terribly sick for a minimum of 3 days. Easy subtraction, 3 days left. Only three days left to study! Let's say you miss 2 days to go on vacation or something. You only have 1 remaining day, but that day is your birthday!
