TW: Mention of Sex
'Nghh...' 'Fuck, my head" Crunchy groans. "What time is it" 'Oh, it's just one pm' 'Wait, ITS ONE PM!!??! He's probably already waiting for me! I gotta go!'
'H-hey WildBerry i'm he- WildBerry?' Where are you?' "Sorry, I'm running a tad late. I didn't realize how crammed everywhere would be" 'Are you kidding?! I've been waiting here for hours and that's your excuse?' 'Have you truly been here for hours, Crunchy Chip?' 'I- Ok maybe I over exaggerated a tiny bit' 'A bit?' 'Erm uhm, you know what never mind! Let's just go now.' 'Sounds good'
'Is there anywhere specific you wanna go to Crunchy Chip?' 'No not real-' *a little cookie comes out of normal and rams into Crunchy Chip Cookie* "Haha!" Says the young cookie. 'COME HERE YOU PUSSY! YOU WANT TO FIGHT? THEN LETS FIGHT YOU FUCKING BITCH' 'Crunchy Chip calm down, he's probably just a little kid.' 'I DONT CARE IF HES A CHILD I'LL BEAT HIS ASS!' *WildBerry quickly picks up Crunchy Chip to prevent him from attacking the young cookie* 'WILDBERRY, LET GO OF ME! I NEED TO TEACH THAT KID A LESSON!' 'It's for your own safety. I doubt Dark Cacao would wanna know his bodyguard beat up a child.' 'BUT-.' 'Shush.. Just let it go.' 'JUST LET ME DOWN!' 'Ok I will, but if I see you running towards him i'll hang you upside down for the rest of the day' 'Ok ok just let me down already!' *WildBerry gently puts Crunchy Chip down* 'You need to work on your temper a lot Crunchy Chip' 'Yeah fuck you too Wildberry' 'This is what i mean. You can't just lash out at people like that, especially children. What would Dark Cacao think if he saw this?' 'Erm um I-.' 'Exactly.' You know what' Crunchy says 'This isn't going to work out. I'm sick of you acting like you can take control me.' 'Crunchy Chip i don't think i'm-' 'Just fuck off, I'm going back to the Dark Cacao kingdom.' 'If you say so, I'll still be in the Crème republic if you ever want to return' 'As if'
*Back at the Dark Cacao Kingdom*
'Commander Crunchy Chip Cookie, back so soon?' 'I'm so sorry my king, but I can't handle that WildBerry cookie. He pisses me off.' 'Well I can't say you didn't disappoint me a little bit, but I won't make you go back.' 'I'm sorry my King, I promise I won't disappoint you next time!'
*Back at Crunchy Chip's tent*
'Hey Crunchy, you there?' 'Caramel Arrow? Why are you here? You never visit me, ever.' 'King Cacao told me that you returned from the Crème Republic early, how was it?' 'It was shit, some stupid cookie called WildBerry cookie kept bossing me around.' 'Knowing you, you are probably just overreacting' 'Why are you already siding with him!? You don't even know what he did.' 'Well what did he do then?' 'He- Well he did- Maybe what he did actually wasn't too bad' 'Yeah you probably want to have sex with him don't you' Caramel arrow mumbles but loud enough for Crunchy Chip to hear. 'W-WHAT!?' 'oh shit you heard that...' 'I-i' 'Ok maybe i went a bit too far by saying that, but you definitely like him' 'N-no i don't! I don't even like girls- BOYS boys'
(fun fact, i accidentally put girls instead of boys and now i'm keeping it like that lol)
'Yeah, sure..' 'Ok I admit! Maybe I like him a bit.. Fuck why did i leave!? I actually like him damn it!' 'Then go back' 'Huh?' Then go back to the Crème Republic, he may still be there. 'Well he said he'd still stay there for a little bit so maybe? But even then, what would King Cacao think?' 'I'll just tell him' 'You'll tell him that I like him??' 'No, i'll just tell him you wanted to go back. He'll understand. So just get ready to go.' 'Thanks Caramel Arrow.' 'Yeah yeah don't make me regret this.'
*Back in the Crème Republic*
'Hm' WildBerry goes 'I wonder if Crunchy Chip will return. I'd like to see him again.. He may have been irrational at times, but I like him.. Maybe one day i'll meet him again.'
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Maybe our differences aren't so bad | WildChip
AdventureLol gay cookies Oh also there might be some intense scenes in certain chapters but there will be a warning before hand And i just picked something random for the cover