The history of Arrendelle ( FanFiction)

It's all Ogre

Before the baby ogres enter the small village of Arrendelle, A massive ogre emerges from the crowd. "The Shrekaning is upon us" says the mighty creature. The ogres charge Elsa and Harry, grabbing and slobbering on their clothing. The ogres all take off their shirts and smack the couple with them. The couple begs for help but Voldemort demands the ogres to keep attacking.Prince Hans rides in on a horse, puts the two now "prisoners of war" into cages. The cages are brought into a small room inside Elsa's castle. All of the heat is turned on, and any ice melts instantly. Harry Potter is smart and uses his wand to pick the lock of both of their cages. Elsa and Harry run down the halls and hide behind a certain grandfather clock. " Great thinking Harry! You are very clever. " Suddenly the floor starts slowly sliding away, revealing a large hole under where the two are standing. The couple falls into the hole onto a pedestal with glass walls. "You are not so clever now, are you?" Says Prince Hans. " Harry casts a spell on Hans and paralyzed him. Emerging out of one corner of the room they are located in is a big, hairy ogre, with moles every where and 12 nose rings. The ogre tortures the couple and suddenly Harry screams "I was gonna betray her and join you guys anyways!" The ogre grabs Elsa and slowly squeezes her intestines out through her mouth and eats her organs like popcorn. The ogre says "sacrifice " and eats all of Harry's toes. Voldemort comes into the room and pats the ogre on the head. "Good Ogre!"