Sneetching Around (Sneetches X reader)

Life before

"Y/N! WAKE UP!" Your younger sister sneetchie shook you to your core. You realized you have to take her to school and your LATE! "Oh my GOD Sneetchie I'm so sorry I slept in." She forgives you and you're off to take her to school. Since you aren't rich enough for a car, the both of you take your unicycles instead. "Y/N?" Sneetchie is curious.
"Yes?" You question your own sister.
"Why are we so poor?" She ask.
"Because I work a minimum wage job, I'm a woman so I'm only getting a dime an hour, and we're not star bellied sneetches!" You're annoyed.
"Damn." Sneetchie is speechless.

You drop Sneetchie at school and are off to work. You arrive at WAP CAP grill & chill. You have worked here since you were fifteen so your coworkers are like family. The family you never had since your whole family except Sneetchie all died in a house fire. No many sneetches come here since it's ran by non star bellied sneetches. Only non star bellied sneetches who have the courage to go outside come to eat here. One of them happens to be your boyfriend, Daryl. Daryl always comes in the morning to see you and always orders the biggest burger on your menu. This morning Daryl is extra hungry. "Ayo give me one of those big burgers! This smol boy is hangie!" You always loved his baby talk, and how he never tries to hid his feminine side. "Go sit booboo I bring your big boy burger soon!" You yell back at him. He meows and sits down. You waddle over to Daryl holding the big burger he asked for. He's banging his fists into the table yelling "I WANT ME BURGER, I WANT ME BURGER!" You love how demanding he is. Such a bad boy.

You don't really know why you dated Daryl because he is a product of incest because his parents are siblings. But many sneetches are inbred.