Haseena was 5 months pregnant.
Midnight
Haseena was thinking something very deep.
Anubhav Anubhav.
She called his name tapping his cheek.
Kya hua Haseena ji?
He asked in a cute sleepy voice.
Uthiye na Anu.
She said cutely.
Priye adhi raat ho rahi hai so jaiye.
Said Anubhav in a sleepy voice and she pouted.
Anu.
She again called him but he didn't woke up.
ANU UTHIYE WARNA HUM AAPKO DIVORCE DE DE GE!
She said angrily and that's it Anubhav woke up with a jolt.
Kya hua jaan? Humein divorce mat dijiye please. Boliye Kya chahiye aapko ice cream chocolates etc hum sab layeinge.
He asked cupping her face worriedly and scared.
Anu ek sawal ka jawab dijiye na.
She said cutely hugging him.
Poochiye.
He said kissing her hair.
Kya agar hum (mein) zombie hote toh bhi Kya aap humse itna hi pyaar karte?
She asked cutely leaving him shocked.
Kyaaa!
He shouted.
Yeh prashan (sawal) kerne ke liye uthaya humein. Humari priye nindra (pyaari neend). Yeh pregnancy mein aise mood swings bhi hote hain kya?
Anubhav thought.
Bolo na.
She said.
Assuming his silence a no.
She started crying.
Dekha saare mard ek jaise hote hain. Humne thoda weight gain kya kar lia aapne toh humse pyaar karna hi chod dia.
She said crying.
Nahi Haseena ji aisa nahi hai aap bahot pyaari hain. Woh aapne Itni raat ko humse Yeh prashan (sawal) kia na toh hum soch rahe ke iss prashan (sawal) ke liye aapne humein uthaya.
He said.
Kya matlab yeh sawal. Matlab ab hum apne pati se sawal bhi nahi kar sakte.
She said angrily.
Aisa nahi hai. Humara woh matlab nahi tha. Haan hum aapse pyaar karte
He said smiling.
Sachi Kya agar hum panda penguin ya zombie hote phir bhi aap humse pyaar karte?
She asked cutely like a baby.
Haan aur rahi baat Panda ki toh woh toh aap hain. Humara pyaara BABY PANDA!
He said lovingly not knowing what a huge blunder he has created.
KYA MATLAB HUM THODE MOTE HO KYA GAYE AAPNE HUMEIN BABY PANDA KA TAG DE DIA!
She said angrily.
Humara woh matlab nahi tha.
He said and gulped in fear.
TOH KYA MATLAB THA!
She said loudly making him flinch.
You know what yeh sab aapki wajah se hua hai.
She said blowing her cheeks in anger.
Humari wajah se?
He asked in confusion.
Haan aapki wajah se. Aapne humein pregnant kia. Sab aapki galti hai aapme sabar nahi hai aur hum apko ab baby panda bhi lagte hain.
She said crying.
Aisa nahi hai hum keh rahe thy aap humari baby panda hain toh hum elephant aur humara baby chootu sa cute sa bear ho ga.
He said.
Haseena smiled thinking about their baby and he took a breathe of relief.
He noticed her thinking something and understood.
Kuch khana hai?
He asked politely.
Nahi.
She replied crossing her fingers.
Boliye Haseena ji.
He said cupping her face lovingly.
Chocolate ice cream.
She said liking her lips.
Hum laate hain. Bas 2 minutes.
He said lovingly kissing her cheeks and forehead.
I love you aur pyaar humesha rahe ga.
He said and left while she smiled.
Haseena tu na pagal hai.
She said to herself embarrassed at her foolishness.
The End!
Just a random idea popped up in my head and wrote it. Sorry for this. Don't forget to vote and comment and tell me how is it. Love you all take care stay home and stay safe ❤️
