Kelena Oneshots

Dont blame me

What Taylor's said.
They said she's gone too far this time.

A/n: Don't blame me - Taylor Swift, reputation.

Yelena pov
~Flashback~
"No Yelena! Guess what. You're not enough. You're just not- How do I put this for you to fucking understand- as crazy about me as he is" my girlfriend Isabella shouts while we're arguing.
"You told me you were a fucking lesbain and next thing I know I'm sent a pic of you making out with your 'gay best friend'" I say and she looks at me.
"Well you weren't satisfying my needs caus ever since you became an avenger You're never here" she says back. "I've been here for the past 2 weeks and we haven't even had a meal together" I shout back. "Oh shut up for all I know you're probably fucking that Bishop or Maximoff hoe" she waves her hand in a wierd gesture. "Don't you DARE call them hoes. Kate and wanda are the kindest people ever and I would be lucky if they were even remotely interested in me. No. Were done" I get closer to her face. "Didn't you hear me? Were done! GET OUT OF MY FLAT. МЫ ЗА СУКА (we're over bitch)" She looks taken aback but grabs her coat and leaves.

~8 Years later. Now.~
"Hey Lena" Kate sits next to me while I sip my beer. "Hello Bishop" I say back and she rolls her eyes.
Me and Kate have gotten close. Almost inseparable during the past 8 years and we've saved eachother from some big shit. Like a Christmas decoration stealing grape. Or real life squidward.
And to be honest if anyone'd ever ask if I could see myself married with kids maybe I'd say yes. With Kate. Long story short I'm fucking in love with her.
"So uh you wanna uh" Kate awkwardly claps quietly "maybe watch a movie in my room" she asks and I look up.
"Food?" She nods vigorously "Fuck yea" I say and we go to the elevator ans get in.
"So what film?" I ask and she looks down. "I didn't think you'd say yes" Id say yes to anything "That just makes me sound like a real annoying bitch" she raises an eyebrow. "I'm not annoying I'm bad. I'm a bad bitch" I say and Kate awnseres. "I've thought so maybe Grease orrrr uh Mama Mia or Ratatouille?" Dhe asks. "Grease" awnser and we enter her room. "Does that mean I just bought Ratatouille for nothing?"

-time skip-

But now there's nowhere to hide since you pushed my love aside

Sandy is singing and to be honest I am hopelessly devoted to Kate. Whom I am obviously staring at.
Then after the start of the race I pass out.

○Dream○
Kate is standing with a pregnant tummy.
"Yelena" she starts sweetly. "Yelena" now it sounds angry. "I knew you'd be a bad wife you don't do anything for me" She hisses at me and her face morphes a bit into my exes. "I-Im doing everything I can I-" "well that's not enough" she snaps and suddenly there's a mirror and I'm there. But mirror me is talking to me.
"you have to kill for her to be satisfied" just that sentence. Over. And over. And over again.

Kate pov
Yelena is asleep and the credits just rolled. This is and always will be a great film. Then Yelena stirrs and she suddenly straightens up and stands up like a robot.
Then she runs out. I run after her and she is now in the weapons room.
She runs out with her 2 pistols, a katana and a couple of knives.
"Yelena?" I ask carefully as I get nearer to her now still figure.
Then she sprints towards the window and I just have time to flick a tracker onto her boots she now had on.
Then she's out of the window off the 5th floor. Sure I guess.
I ring a few avengers.
"Code 528 rogue avenger loose. Belova, yelena" I say into the phone and hang up running to the conference room.
There I met Clint, Sam and Ant guy.
Scott I think he was called.
"Have we got coordinates" Clint asks opening a laptop.
"No but there's a tracker on her boot." I say and sam claps once.
"Well gear up and split up. Belova is dangerous now that her conscious is not in control" then me and everyone except Clint get to the weapons room. Sam grabs his wings and the shield ans Scott grabs his costume and the accessories code for the jet hangar.
I grab my stuff and clints and run back.
"We've got her. She's by the illegal corner" that was a name of a place where alot of gangs met up and stuff like illegal firearms, substances and people were traded.
We all suit up and I take the jet with Scott as Sam flies ahead and Clint takes a bike.
We hover over the corner and I jump onto the nearest building.
I climb down and feel slightly uneasy so I grab my bow and load up an arrow in case.
Its too quiet.
Then I look at a glass window and see blood.
Normal. No. Wait. That's Giovannis barber. He is like the peace person. Everyone likes him and everyone protects his shop. Who's from around here anyway. I walk on and see a trail of bodys. Slashed, shot and stabbed littering the ground.
I walk on and see the figure of Yelena Belova. She's standing there. Staing into space away from me.
"Yelena" I say carefully and her head slowly turns to show the most psychotic smile on her face. "What did you do" I gasp.
"Love made me crazy" she says in a bit of a concerning voice.
Then she shakes her head profusely and then she seems to be back. She drops the sword she was holding and looks at her hands. Then around. Then at me. She staggers.
"N-no" she cries and I catch her.
"Please don't blame me love made me crazy" she says and I then notice the bullet wound in her chest.
Then her body goes limp.

A/n: nor every story goes well ig. Ok I've always gotta have at least 1 sad story tho.
Anywaysss.
Stay safe, nourished, Hydrated and text me if you need anything
Byeeee :D

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