*Logan runs around with a beaver on his head*
Logan: Ahhh! Get off me you plump buck toothed squirrel!
*Logan runs into a bear and stops*
*The bear gets electrocuted and stands up*
Logan: Uhhhh, the fuck was that homie? You good?
*Naomi sits outside of one of the cabins and watches Logan from far away*
Naomi: *sigh* He's so cute ... Even if he is getting chased by animals. I just wish he'd notice me ...
(C) Naomi: I don't know much about my parents other than they weren't the best people, which is why my grandma looks after me. And as much as I adore my nana, she sheltered me a bunch! I go to an all girl's high school, so any opportunity I get to meet a guy I kind of freak out inside! I don't know what it is about Logan, but he really gets my heart racing!
*Jenny overhears Naomi behind the cabin*
Jenny: Oh ... My ... Fetch! That is so cute! Naomi's got a little crushy wushy pants! I've gotta go tell the fam! *walks away*
Naomi: What was that? ... Thought I heard something. Oh well!
*In the girls cabin*
Luna: That's great? Again, why do we care?
Felicity: I hope that they discover eternal happiness and ask for plentiful beautiful babies from the cranes that deliver those adorable little miracles!
Marina: ... Come again?
Jenny: Gurl do you think babies are delivered by cranes?
Felicity: Think? I know! I saw one with my own two eyes, sillies haha!
Luna: Yeah I seriously don't know if I'm going to be able to last much longer because everytime she speaks, a little part of my soul is torched.
*In the boys cabin*
Jenny: Omg you guys, guess what?
Chris: Khaki barn is on sale and I can finally get that sick disco shirt I've wanted for three years?
Alex: ... Remind me to take you shopping when we get back home.
Jenny: No sillies! Naomi's got a little crush on Logan, haha! She likes him sooo much, haha!
*Elise comes over*
Elise: She what now? Oh baby, does she not know that Logan is my mans? She can have anyone else!
Alex: Your man? Since when are you two official? It's only been four days on this island and you keep jumping from guy to guy--
Elise: Those very good points are moot! That afro wearing smug lookin' thug is mine!
Chris: Ooo are we gonna witness two girls fight over a guy? Let's goooo!
Jenny: I was just spillin' the tea sis! Don't shoot the messenger!
(C) Elise: I dunno who that skinny little nana lovin' chick thinks she is! But she can't have my boo! Sure, we took a little ... Time off from each other recently. But I know he gon' come back around!
*Kia flips from the sky and knock James down to the ground*
James: *stands up* Why'd you do that man? -- Excuse me, woman?
Kia: I told you to keep your eyes peeled, haha! Back where I'm from, we like to get even!
James: Ah, I see. Retaliation for knocking you out of a tree the other day. I do apologize, but Jay said that you were annoying him and--
Kia: Well you can't be everyone's hero, haha! Now we're even suckah! *flips away*
James: Why can't I be everyone's hero? Hmph. *walks into the mess hall*
*Luna notices James*
(C) Luna: James is such a people pleaser. He clearly doesn't have to exert much effort in anything physical related, but when it comes to people, he definitely tries too hard to act as everyone's knight in shining armor. I can see right through his phony humbleness.
*In the mess hall*
Michie: Is there anything else I can prepare for breakfast, Chefette?
Chefette: No you should be good, fml. Thanks. It's so nice having you around.
Michie: Aw, thanks Chefette! I love helping you out! I even think of you like my sister.
Chefette: That's swee -- Wait, what? Fml.
Michie: I said you could think of me as your sister!
*Chefette looks at Michie and sees a vision of Michelle*
Chefette: Uhh, okay, fml I--
Apollo: Um, h-hello? Am I gonna get some breakfast, please?
Chefette: Fml, can't you see I'm clearly in the middle of a plot device. Get out of here you little misfit, fml.
Apollo: Uh, uh, ah! Okay!
*Apollo runs off and bumps into James then falls down and gets back up*
James: Woah there little dude, heh. What's the rush?
Apollo: Chefette is a very frightening woman! I almost released liquids into my pants!
James: Ew, dude gross. You're scared of Chefette? She wouldn't hurt a fly.
Apollo: Well actually, she attempted and almost succeeded at kidnapping and sending away her co-host a couple seasons ago--
James: Say what, let me help you out little guy, haha!
*James lifts Apollo up using one hand*
Apollo: Gah! What are you doing?!
James: Just showing you that once I'm done building you up, you'll have this sorta strength like me!
Apollo: But I never even agreed to this relationship dynamic! I don't recall signing up for this class!
(C) James: Heh, Apollo is gonna be an awesome student. All he needs to do is turn his brains into physical prowess. He'll make a great accomplice!
(C) Apollo: I'm not entirely sure why James is projecting himself onto me but if he wants to build a comradery between the two of us then I guess I am in for it!
