Batman X Microwave

JUSTICE!!!

As batman looks onto his freshly beaten Jesus he vows to himself to never kill again.

his one and only rule broken by his hatred for this religious figures child abuse. Shame and disgust towards himself fill his mind, his emotions run wild. Not sure of what his next move should be

Graham is a witness, as is the child. "Should they die to?" he thinks to himself. But no, he couldn't do it instead he fled the scene filled with guilt. He ran all the way to the bat wing to return back to Gotham, to return to Alfred and admit to his sins.

he arrives in Gotham, passing through the streets riddles with drug addiction and rape. To ashamed of himself to defend the young woman being brutally attacked by a scrawny delinquent, thankfully Nightwing was there to save the day. He beat the scrawny 12 year old into a bloody pulp (but left him alive for plot reasons), Nightwing then approached batman and with anger in his tone he screamed "WHAT THE FUCK BRUCE! you just left her to fucking die".

"I didn't notice Dick, please calm down" Nightwing still full of rage, threw his entire strength into a single blow headed directly for Batmans head. Of course young Dick got decked immediately, as he lies on the floor looking at Batman shaking his head in disappointment in his disorientated state he murmurs "What  da fuck bro". Batman ignores the Injured orphan and continued onwards to Wayne manor.

After many hours pf power walking through the streets of Gotham, Bruce arrives at Wayne manor preparing himself to inform Alfred of his broken moral code. Preparing himself to face the man who raised him he realised Fear is for pussies and barges through the grand doors of Wayne manor "ALFRED!!!" he shouts in a demanding tone. However he was instead met by robin who says to batman calmly "Hey buddy, Alfred's gone out to get some dog food for the Bathamster

"Thanks Jason, NOW GET TF OUT THERE AND FIGHT CRIME YA LIL SHIT!!!" Batman said calmly       "YES SIR!" robin replies as he ran out the door.

Batman continue through his home to the kitchen, he needed a drink after the nights stressful events. He waltzed into the kitchen and poured himself a glass of straight whiskey (99.99% Alcohol like a real man) as he takes a swig he notices in the corner of his eye, kennedy the microwave staring him down with lustful intent. Never had Bruce been turned on so quickly, he began to remove his cowl but was quickly interrupted by kennedy who said "beep beep Ping MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" Bruce agreed with the slightly kinky suggestion and immediately put his cowl back on.

Bruce wrapped his lips around the microwaves succulent micro-power button, lustfully caressing the microwaves handle. Gently tugging as Kennedy said "ping ping beep mmmmm"      Bruce ignored this request and unzipped his suit, slowly revealing his dark knight. He whispers in his graoely Ben Affleck voice "get ready for some JUSTICE!"

*Kennedy blushed in microwave*

Bruce was done teasing and ripped open the door as kennedy moaned "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PING PING PING PING"                                  he pressed the defrost button on kennedys button pad and forced his quivering member inside he awaiting entrance of the open door. He realises this isn't working. "ping beep" kennedy suggests, "Okay sexy" replied bruce"

Back in the entrance hall of Wayne manor Alfred unlocks the door, "Master Bruce I purchased us a Batcow from some fresh milk daily", the lack of response worried Alfred. As he began searching the home he heard aggresive beeping and banging from the kitchen, Assuming it was intruders Alfred armed himself in preperation.

He slowly creaked the door open to the sight of Bruch slamming a microwave door on his throbbing member.

"MASTER BRUCE!, what on earth are you doing" he said concerningly

"NOTHING!" Bruce replied in a guilty tone

"Master Bruce if id have known you were this sexually deprived I would've gotten you some bat hoes from the marketplace" Alfred said

Bruce looked away in shame and asked Alfred to leave.