Unknown Saki: So this is their house-!OMG.
Yuri: What happened!!!!
Yuri:*sobs*I'll never see his abs....💔
Unknown Saki: Oh!He's waking up!
Mitch: Huh?
Mitch: w-where's my wifeyyyy...!😔
Yuri:Dude.She left you.
Unknown Saki: Omg it's on the news.
Yuri:News!😱
Unknown Saki: Yep.NikeiNews....😔💔
Weeby News:H-hello today I'll tell you my story.....😭💔
Nikei:Well you seem sad.
Mitch:That-
Unknown Saki: We need to hide you! A-and us!
Yuri:H-higa-senpai just if we all die...I think I have a crush on you...even though..
*They all go to the Saki's House*
Unknown Saki:Um...Higa-senpai....you should stay.
Mitch:Ok?T-this doesn't mean anything-!
Yuri:I'll make soup....
Unknown Saki: Let's watch soap operas!💅💕
Mitch:Ugh...stop stalking me... You know I like soap operas..... Bak-*gasps*........💔
Unknown Saki: Let's just watch!
(The soap opera)
Akane:*sighs*Always doing the cleaning.....
???:Allow me miss.
Akane:Huh-? who?
Ayame:Ayame Hatano. Nice to meet you!
Akane:O-oh do you want-
Mitch:*turns off*
Unknown Saki: Wha-Why!!!😐😢
Mitch:Too Lovey-Dovey.*goes to sleep*
Yuri:Mood.
Unknown Saki: yeah mood....going to get groceries....
Yuri:Oh.....ok.
Meanwhile....
Cherru: *watching Mitchtube*Wait......Yuri?*saves to simp playlist*
Cherru: I wish I could meet her....😔💔
Momika: YOU CAN.
Cherru: OMG!it's not even 3:00 am😱 eek!
Hot Yuri:W-welcome wait who are-
Cherru: Omg I'm here.😳
Mint:Sis?Wait what the....?Boki Boki Simp Club!?
To be continued1!1!1!