WONDERHOY!!!!!!!

those roblox stories on tiktok but wattpad

btw the characters do not belong to me :)

"hey emu what curse did you get" venti said
"I can't say my favorite word" emu said "what did you get"
"i can't drink dandelion wine"
"yeah you're dying for sure" kiana said
"kiana what did you get" bronya said
"i can't get krissed" she said "what abt u-"
venti then started krissing kiana "GITCHIE GITCHIE YA YA GA GA HEEEEY"
"KYAA NOO" kiana said as she died
"idiot kiana 😹" bronya said
a few minutes later
"hi venti & bronya ready for the emu expedition?"
"sure" bronya said, while venti was ranting about how sad he was at the fact that he can't drink dandelion wine.
"that's wonderhoy bronya!-" emu then died too lmao
"lmao" bronya said
"oh yeah what curse did you get" venti said
"i can't say deez nuts jokes" she said
"hey wanna go see seele"
"duh she's my gf stupid"
"k"
"also you look like this girl named Wendy who died lol"
"who tf is wendy-"
"WENDEEZNUTS" said as bronya died (rip girlboss 😔)
"hey venti rickroll me plz" seele said
"ok" he said as he pulled out his lyre and started rickrolling her so she could die with bronya

venti then became emo THE END GOOD STORY

epilogue: venti is still emo to this day but at least he slays 😍
also I don't know what the meaning of this fic was I was just bored