the riddler: man "i really gotta piss do my little trinkle winkle, maybe i should get up."
riddlers dog: "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK AROOOOOOOOO"
the riddler: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT RAT ASS LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER"
riddlers dog: *sadly aroos*
the riddler: *kicks the dog* fuck you.
the riddler: "well its time to go piss do my trinkle wrinkle trinkle tracket"
the riddler: *pisses cutely* "WHYS IT SO THICK"
the riddler: *flushes toliet* "well now im done with my thicky wicky pissy wissy maybe i should just go to my stupid riddle me this batman shit"
the riddler: "OR. i could play AMONG US."
the riddler: "among us."

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Among us x riddler
Юморthe riddler plays among us in real life and meets the imposter, they slowly fall in love. Romantic!