once upon a time the cocomelon baby existed, he grew up. he is now 6 and alem kelo. a war broke out where he lived so he went to america. he got a foster parent, kylie jenner. his dad got shot so kylie adopted him. he then, because of his unusual circumstances, goes through puberty. he turns trans and was now aria montgomery. but now whenever she looked at kylie jenner all she could think about was how much she wanted to eat her mommas pussy. luckily kylie felt the same way and they eventually got married. they did the devil's tango and kylie was now prego. they went on their honeymoon to Russia and kylie gave birth [to a boy] when she fell down the stairs and they named him ed sheeran. they fell in love with ed sheeran so they all got married and are now in a threesome. they went on a safari in texas and met david attenborough, they became friends. then aria got 1600 plastic surgeries and went to celebrate with david. david had such a big heart attack when he saw her sand he died. kylie cloned herself because she was sad and wanted a friend. kylie then fell in love with her clone because it was technically a twin of kylie and she loves herself. the threesome is now a foresome. please help my friends, apparently this is my life.
