The Badussy War

The Badussy Beginnings

Y/N wakes up to hear an announcement on the radioussy. Since radioussies are a new invention, mankind hasn't figured out how to make the voices clear.
Y/N perks their head up in surprise. The only time there are announcements on the radioussy is when there is a serious problemussy in Bussyland. This caught Y/N off guard. What could possibly be the problemussy?

Y/N peeks out the window. Through it they see bloodshed. Warfare. Destruction. Y/N ponders over the fact that they didn't wake up in this racket. Y/N rushes out of bed to evacuate. Before Y/N gets out the front door they run to the kitchen and have the time to put two pieces of toast into the toasterussy and pack their bag with their phone for the tiktok clout and to inform their fidget trading fandom about the situation, their charger, their 9837423293847 fidget toys, 1 t-shirt, 1 pair of socks, their ipad, their big bussy cat, and their collection of stampussys. Although their collection of stampussys may not be too useful in this situation, they couldn't imagine what it would be like without their stampussys by their side. As soon as they hear the toaster finish toasting toast, they run back to the kitchen and extract the toast out of the toaster.

They run to the front door and kick it down with their karate kid skills. As soon as they were rushing down the stairs they suddenly trip and tumble down. They tumble down 784.5 stairs. As soon as they land at the bottom, they reach into their bag to check if their big bussy cat is still alive and not dead. To Y/N's relief, the big bussy cat is still very much alive and traumatized. It does the WAP to symbolise famine. Y/N ignores this motion, and shoves the cat back into the bag face-first and leaves the building.

As Y/N goes outside, they encounter a group of people crowding around Kristine Jenster to ask her about the situation. Y/N joins the crowd, despairingly waiting for an answer.
The crowd has many questions.
''What is happening?''
''My family is dead! Please help me!''
''When will the war be over?''

Kristine Jenster looks at all of them sorrowfully.
''I'm afraid, young Bussyians, that this war has only just begun. The Barbs are very strong opponents. We must fight for our lives, for our freedom, for our families, for Bussyland, and most importantly, our tiktok accounts!!!''

Y/N's eyes widen. This is a full-blown war. They must fight in the army, for their nation. They must contribute to the war, so they can get even more famous and more followers on tiktok. This is the beginning of an era.