Chester has an appointment for a colonoscopy in three days, wahoo! /neg
Oh yes, the wonders of having a camera literally shoved up your ass. Isn't that something I've ALLLways wanted? To look through the place where I keep my shit at. Exciting.
He didn't tell anyone for he'd be embarrassed if they found out. His friends Brad and Phoenix would definitely laugh because they are just, that.
Three days passed and came the day, he was nervous but he got there and the doctor looked suspiciously like Mike Shinoda.
"Hello, Mr. Oven- wait, CHESTER?" "MIKE?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE-" "WHAT ARE YOU-" "Are you actually here today for-" "Yup. Anything else?" "Nope. Anyways, it's time for your colonoscopy."
Uh oh, the only thing worse than a camera shoved up your ass is when Mike Shinoda is the one doing it.
"We can't have you awake for this operation so I-" "No, I'd like to stay awake." "Uh, dude, we legally can't do-" "I don't care, just do it." "Fine."
Chester shook weirdly like he had a seizure when he felt the camera being shoved up his ass. "Uh where's the camera?" "What camera?" "Huh? The camera? The whole point of what you're doing?" "I didn't bring any camera." Chester realized they shoved up a severed foot up his ass. "EW WHAT?" "I didn't know what colonoscopy meant, I thought it was just shoving something up your ass." "Yeah, a CAMERA, so you could examine my shitter." "Oh. Whatever."
They promised each other to never tell anyone because if anyone finds out, Mike could become a victim and Chester's people will flip.
They wore dresses and didn't get served because the owner didn't serve lesbians even though it was so fucking obvious that they were just gay fairies in dresses.
The end!
