Fifty Shades Of Cake (Frog x Cake)

Fifty Shades of Cake

Fifty Shades of Cake

By AFP, AAC, Spider, and Eddie

Adapted to Google Docs by AAC

Uploaded to Wattpad by AAC

Preserved in original format with added paragraph breaks

Cw// nsfw, violence, guns

Once upon a time there was an enby named Frog. Frog was very tall and lanky. One day they went to the largest cake in the Walmart. They sniffed at the cake but they found a much wanted treasure in the Walmart.

Frog was aroused from the cake when the frosting licked them. The cake loved Frog's lips as cake made them taste cake's decadent frosting. Frog liked cake's frosting so took a bite of cake's ass. Together they made love. Frog moaned loudly as cake fucked harder. They kissed passionately but frog had came inside cake's cake.

"I love your frosting but we must not tell anyone about us f🦆cking today or any other day okay?"

Cake nodded its cake-like head sexily and spoke sensually.

"I have to confess something that may cause you to not be happy with me 🥺👉👈 but I want to not have sex with you anymore."

Frog's face fell.

"Why not?"

"I'm not allo".

Frog felt sad but respected cake's identity. Cake held Frog's hand and smiled at them.

"I love you Frog."

Frog looked at Cake and licked Cake's lips and spoke softly.

"I love you too, but I have to confess something too, I am not the person you think I am. I am actually a time traveler from the year 2010. I was here to find the father of my mother but I got here too early and couldn't keep looking any more. I don't think he's still here and I can't look here because I don't know what will be-come of me if I kill you."

Cake looked at Frog.

"What do you mean?"

Frog glanced down in shame.

"I was infected with a bad spore from a pink banana tree that was cursed with a magic spell that forces people to kill the last person they f🦆cked."

"What are you going to do?"

Frog turned away to look at their time travel thingy that goes on their belt.

"I don't think I can ever see my cake the way I wish I could stay with you but I must go so I don't mean to hurt you, but this isn't something I can do."

Frog finished and Cake looked at them and began to cry, Cake sunk into the ground.

"So you are just leaving me?"

"Yeah- I'm leaving."

Frog grabbed their time thing and left. Cake looked sad.

But Cake knew that it was for the best but suddenly it saw something move in agony. Cake walked over to the figure cautiously and poked it. The shadow-like figure winced at the poke and looked up at Cake with pain in its eyes.

"Who are you?"

"I'm your son from Tampa."

"I don't have a son."

"Oh but you are a cake but I am also from the future."

Cake looked at the shadow figure, eyes locked on its large time belt. The thing was still looking hurt by the poke.

"Are you okay?"

"No I'm bleeding so no I'm not bush 🙄✋."

Cake was gay and very proud as if they could have a chance at frog coming back. From where did they go? Cake's Frog in the porno was homoerotic, oooo. The cake liked Frog but couldn't bare to talk about them because of the mysterious pain.

"Gasp"

What did Frog do in my cake future that made this pain in the son appear gay?

"What the heck why are you here?"

"To end you dad."

The cake was scared as fuck when the son pulled out a pistol and cocked it.

"Give it to me or else I will murder you."

Cake then pulled its hammers out of the back of its frostijg ass.

"Yummy yummy ass hammer."

Then said the son who ate the ass hammer quickly, "Thanks for the ass snack it was very thicc."

The cake jumped out of the icing and yelled "FUCK YOU WITH THIS ASS, YOU PIECE OF FROSTING!"

And then bonked his head and screeched. Frog would be proud of this moment, the son fell into a large coma and laid still.

"What just came into my home?"

At last, something to reflect on.

Suddenly, Frog appeared in the fruit eisle holding a ring.

"My beloved, you are my most valuable piece of cake. Because of you, I am better and more oriented towards life. Cake, you are freeing my soul with your cakey love. Will you marry me?"

Cake froze staring at Frog.

"I don't want to die from you!"

Cake began to cry.

"Marriage might cure my pink banana tree curse!"

Cake thought for a moment before saying its reply.

"Frog, I would love to. I love you."

They hugged and they kissed and everything felt right. They did some taxes then fell into a deep comforting sleep; their heads less than a centimetre apart and their breath slow and steady.