what if? (book number 2)ogcale

crack story remake from story 2

(As you have read or seen this is the song in story two but with more crack so enjoy this crossover!)

Random-nim
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Cale was invited by the gods..
Which he wanted to ignore but he was going to be payed a lot like a lot!
As he was there he saw something absolutely crazy it was a party... between books..novels..characters
it was just a crazy main character party!
Choi han was invited too but he was in the other room with all cold blooded characters or important main character...
Also kim dojka was there to he got a VIP invite as well..

Hann yoojin was baking a cake..
Lloyd frontera was helping him since he had nothing to do..
Jiwoo seo was well talking with Choi Yoo sung..
As i walked in i saw more people..
But was surprised me was that there was a DJ set right there set up for music and no one was playing it...
Until i saw kim dojka walk to it...
Thats when i knew its about to go down..
Kim dojka played a weird song and hann yoojin knew it so he began singing it but little did he know it wasnt the original song..
And Wang Yi looked like he wanted to cry....

"It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake"

Hann yoojin sang.

"If the way is hazy"

"You gotta do the cookin' by the book"

"You know you can't be lazy"

"Never use a messy recipe"

"The cake will end up crazy"

"If you do the cookin' by the book"

"Then you'll have a..."

"Break it down bitch! Lemme see you back it up!"

We were all surprised to hear dojka sing such...words....
Choi yoo sung closed jiwoo seo his ears..
Then we heard sung jinwoo sing..

"Drop that ass down low and pick that motherfucker up"

Those two dumbasses dont realize that jiwoo is not old ehough right?

"Break it down bitch! Lemme see you back it up!"

Probably not but it was a good vibe...

"Drop that ass down low and pick that motherfucker up"

"Now back that pussy, tease a motherfucker, hey!"

"Now back that pussy, tease a motherfucker, hey!"

"Now back that pussy, tease a motherfucker, hey!"

"Now back that pussy, tease a motherfucker"

"It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake"

Hann yoojin was still trying to make this song holy...
which we all know will terribly fail

 (What?)

"If the way is hazy"

Lloyd also tried...

 (Okay)

"You gotta do the cookin' by the book "

(What?)

"You know you can't be lazy "

(Yeah)

"Never use a messy recipe," 

(What?)

"The cake will end up crazy "

(Okay)

"If you do the cookin' by the book, "

(Yeah)

"Then you'll have a cake"

They both gave up knowing they cant change it so they just danced..

"Rub that shit it's yours, bitch!"

"Grab this dick it's yours, bitch!"

"Rub that shit it's yours, bitch!"

"Grab this dick it's yours, bitch!"

Wow this is fun..
Well we all know kim dojka aint straight so yeah..
Why is kim dojka so horny?

"Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a *blank* "

We all saw sung jinwoo flirt with kim dojka..
(rip kim dojka after the party yoo jonghyuk is so going to fuck him)
Well except jiwoo...
I ran to jiwoo and choi yoo sung trying to help him save jiwoo his innocence.. with closing jiwoos eyes with a ribbon.

"Grind on the dick, make it get a little bigger!"

"Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a *blank*"

"Grind on the dick, make it get a little bigger"

"You got to do the cooking by the book"

As they finish that weird song.
We then played games while waiting for the cake to be done!
But hey it was fun!
I enjoyed it because after that weird shit we got some cake!
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After the party i went to meet up with choi han since we go home together with the same door..
And he told me that their room was much more awkward...
nobody wanted to talk until someone asked if their person got hurt.
(that someone was choi han)
So they just talked about their crazy dumbasses..
so yeah I guess we both enjoyed it!
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The end~

So what you guys think?