Gingerbrave: I just witnessed the first example of pants existing!!
It was so cool!
Strawberry: whoa... That must so cool!!
Custard: Why did I get admin taken away...
Gingerbrave: cause you were abusing your power!! You'll get it back next week
Custard: awe man... Ok
Btw @I get no bitches I'm sorry for being mean pls forgive me🥺
I get no bitches: your brother is too pissed rn. Come back later 😒
Wizard: LMAO
Also gingerbrave what was it like?
Gingerbrave: oh it was so cool!! Though Mr. Eclair was acting strange once I brought it up. But he did talk about the history about it
Strawberry: Mr. Eclair is so cool!
Eclair: Brother, help me. I just got back from showing gingerbrave the exhibit and when I was showing him something, he mentioned something about the history of pants
Help me how do I tell him that I have no idea about the history of pants and that hasn't been discovered yet
Wizard:...
Strawberry: M-Mr. Eclair...
This is the wrong chat...
Eclair: HUH
OH CRIKEY I'M SORRY
Gingerbright: guys...
Gingerbrave came into my room crying about how his life is a lie and he'll never see pants the same way
Chilli pepper: LMAO
Strawberry: I
Poor gingerbrave:(
Eclair: GINGERBRAVE COME BACK IM SORRY!!
Earl grey: What did you need Eclair?
Oh...
I see.
Gingerbright: HELP PURE VANILLA IS AT THE DOOR AND HE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY!!!
Hollyberry: Fucking
Sit tight gingerbright I'll grab him
Dark cacao: seriously...
I'm coming too for backup
Strawberry: I
I can see why gingerbrave called this server kingdom madness
Wizard: but tbh, who the hell believed him about the discovery of pants. I was only going along with it to not hurt his feelings
Strawberry: I did...
Custard: me
Pancake: me!!!
Onion: m-me...
Pumpkin pie: pom pom believed it
Madeleine: I did
I'm crying rn as we speak
Eclair how could you lie to the divine like that
Wizard: YOU TOO!?
HOW DUMB CAN THIS GROUP CHAT GET
Poison Mushroom: dark choco burned tonight's dinner
Guess we're starving tonight
Unless you want some mushrooms!!
Dark cacao: DAMNIT SON I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS!!!
Dark choco: WELL IM SORRY I BURNED THE CEREAL
Earl grey: Why were you...
How do you...
You know what
I'll cook dinner tonight
Everyone that's in the kitchen please get out
Unless you're helping me clean.
Wizard: I should've said anything...
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Yey chapter two is done!! This entire thing was based off of a comic hyperhimes showed on yt and I thought was funny! Though idk how it turned into this but ykw it's my story and I can do whatever/hj. Chapter three is coming up!! Fair warning that things are gonna take a bit of a dark turn (obviously I'll put a mass TW) but I hope you guys still enjoy!
YOU ARE READING
cookie run kingdom of madness (cover art will change soon)
FanfictionA chatfic, but they're connected in some way? fluff and angst (+ some crack) I won't be taking requests unfortunately. I try and update as much as possible, but with school coming up soon idk how frequent I'll post. ALSO, this will not contain any s...
