RWBY Revamped

morning

RWBY reVamped

Okay so once more we delve into the insanity of this fic. I won't lie as somebody has pointed out this "rewrite" is a copy and paste of the original chapters which then gets edited. This is to try and keep some semblance of the original story in tact and not have to write up 2k words or more every damned chapter which honestly takes ages.

Chapter 4: Morning

It was just past dawn at Becon academy. Ozpin had been awake for the past half hour and with help of Port was outside tightening the launch springs for the platforms by the cliff, taking extra care to make sure the one assigned to the Ark boy was as far away from Ruby's trajectory as possible and aim the Winchester brat's one for where he knew a cactus patch was located. Goodwitch was half asleep as she made her way outside aswell, a mug of coffee in one hand and a scroll in the other with the student names.

"More interference?" The blonde asked tiredly.

"Indeed." Ozpin admited without hesitation. "I don't feel like the cleaner would appreciate the pairing of an Ark with Professor Rose."

"I am well aware of her mother's antics Ozpin." Goodwitch rolled her eyes. Antonio Ark and Summer Rose while not on the same team had cause enough mess and property damage that she was sure Ozpin had to take out a loan to fix the cafeteria.

A loud explosion echoed across the campus as a antiqued car flew through the air engulfed in flames before it crashed into the ground with a metal crunch. In the distance they could hear doctor Oobleck. "I AM OOBLECK, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!"

"Christ on a fucking stick he found the red bull." Ozpin uttered in shock.

"I'll get his orange juice and cookies." Port sighed in resignation. He was the only one asides nurse Peach who could get close to Oobleck in this state and not end up horribly maimed on injured.

Inside the main auditorium the sound of a car being tossed and then exploding had woken the entire hall. Ruby herself was already out of coffin and stretching her back, she took a few moments to give the Grimm an affectionate pat on the lid before she started to put away her papers, mentally noting to learn everyone's names as she turned around and came face to face with a psychotic grin and a holy Cross.

"Biscuits!" Ruby shrieked as she shot up, clutching to the rafters with arms and legs wrapped tight, her cloak hanging down as she shook in fright. Bellow her stood a perky ginger haired teenage girl, a massive hammer strapped to her back as she looked up, grinning like mad at Ruby.

"Hey, watch it!" Weiss hissed in pain from behind the ginger girl, yanking her hand out from under the girl's foot.

"Hey sis, I like her!" Yang called up at Ruby with a laugh and bemused grin.

"That was not funny!" Ruby snapped with a pout before swinging herself about so she sat atop the rafters as opposed to hanging. "How'd you feel if some grinning loon with a cross was suddenly behind you?!"

"I'd say it's the morning after a pub crawl." Yang called. "Melanie and malachite are fine pieces of ass."

"Brute, must you air your exploits?" Wiess hissed back, still rubber her hand. She then rounded on Nora. "And you, stop being such a creep, nobody likes people invading their personal space."