Jack's mailbox gets runover

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08:30/8:30AM

Fisticuffs: Dirk

Fisticuffs: Quick question

Daddy_Issues: what's up

Fisticuffs: how much gas does your tank have?

Daddy_Issues: Nearly full

Daddy_Issues: Wait. Why.

Fisticuffs: uh

Fisticuffs: BEFORE you say anything

Daddy_Issues: Jack.

Fisticuffs: THE NEW SEASON OF A SHOW I LIKE CAME OUT OKAY 😭 I HAD to stay up and watch it, and that kinda sorta led me to wake up late and loose my ride

Fisticuffs: Curse Evie, with her " I have to get there EARLY, Jack." Nonsense

Daddy_Issues: I'm guessing I'm going to have to pick you up, huh

Fisticuffs: Yes please 🥺

Daddy_Issues: use that emoji again and I'll drive right past your house

Fisticuffs: You're no fun >:(

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08:35/8:35AM

Daddy_Issues: Just got into Big Mama, on my way to your house now

InspectorGadget: Dirk?

Daddy_Issues: mhm?

InspectorGadget: So. I might've been up all night working on something, and...

Daddy_Issues: it's fine, I'll come pick you up too. Just make sure to take care of yourself

Daddy_Issues: Jack, my house is closer to Quint's than it is yours, so you'll have to wait a little longer

Fisticuffs: ....

Fisticuffs: I could say so many things rn, but what I WILL say is:

Fisticuffs: WHY DOES HE GET SPECIAL TREATMENT? THIS IS UNFAIR. You accepted his request without a second GLANCE

Daddy_Issues: Because he tutors me, so really, it's the least I can do

InspectorGadget: Thank you, friend. 😊

Fisticuffs: I BAILED YOU OUT OF DETENTION THAT ONE TIME

AnnabethChase_reincarnated: didn't you set off the fire alarm?

Fisticuffs: I am being attacked.

Daddy_Issues: At your house, Quint

InspectorGadget: Coming! Make sure you don't hit any of my mom's lawn ornaments backing out. Also, please don't pay attention to how my bag takes an unusual shape.

Fisticuffs: Quint, buddy. You cant take your inventions to school and work on them there

InspectorGadget: I can do whatever I please, Jack.

Daddy_Issues: Quint wasn't kidding, it's a REALLY unusual shape

Daddy_Issues: Wtf(1).png

Fisticuffs: Quint

Fisticuffs: what is that and why does it look ALIVE.

InspectorGadget: Science.

Daddy_Issues: This is why you're Mr. Bardles favorite

InspectorGadget: it's also because I dindnsnnsbxnnzbx

Fisticuffs: Uh

Fisticuffs: Quint?

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