The Chili Cheese Dog of Love

chapter 1

*sonic and Freddy go on a leisurely walk*Hey Freddy, have you ever been in a relationship?NoMe neither, sometimes it's so lonely here.Yeah, not even my friends talk to me anymore.I enjoy the time we spend together.*they turn to each other and gaze longingly into each other's eyes*

*a thought runs through Sonics head, while gazing at Freddy's perfectly shaped teeth and the soft fur covering his metal jaws*I can't do this sonic thought to himself. I don't know why but I feel so drawn to him. I need my lips on his. But how should I proceed. My fiery passion tells me to go straight for the kiss and never look back. But maybe I should ask him first. I couldn't stand being rejected by him. If I kiss and he stands there in disgust at least I can run away. But if I ask and he says no, ... I couldn't bear to here him reject me. That no would forever be engraved into my mind. Every waking moment would be a reminder that Freddy Fazbear doesn't want me. I can't live like this. *Sonic leans in to smooch Freddy while caressing his metal body*

Freddy's Perspective:Sweet baby Jesus what is this feeling? *Freddy is processing Sonics passionate kiss* I've never felt such compassion from another being. The last time I felt warmth on my cold lips was when that poor child was devoured 35 years ago. But this is different. Instead of hunger in my soul I feel as though I could cry. Walking the earth in this cold metal body has been an anguish for me. Every second I feel the pain of stepping on Lego bricks at 3 am and then stubbing your toe on the table because it's too dark and you can't turn the lights on or else your dad will know you were watching adult swim and he'll beat your ass. But I'm this moment I feel so calm. I need this moment to last forever. *Freddy caresses Sonic and softly runs his hands through his quills* *Freddy engages his lips and begins to actively kiss Sonic* *A tear begins to well in Freddy's eye has their lips finally part*"Thank you Sonic, it was so brave of you to do that"" You flatter me too much Freddy, it was silly of me to do but I couldn't live with myself if I never asked how you felt""I've never been asked a question with a kiss before"*Sonic chuckles*

*Sonic gets home from work*"Hi Freddy I'm home"" it's 6:38 you usually get home at 6:20 where we're you?""Jeez fazzy there was some traffic"" oh was there a fat pair of bear tits blocking the road?"" yknow I'm getting real tired of this shit with you. He's just a coworker. I bust my ass everyday to support you and your crippling addiction to Pringles chips and what do I get? Just accusations and questions. Everyday is like a trial for me"*freddy puts down his 12th can of Pringle's for the day*"Maybe I wouldn't have to question you if you didn't act so god damn suspicious. Ever since he started working their you've been coming home later and later"" it's not my fault business is booming and the boss needs me there later"" Oh yeah then explain this"* Freddy pulls up Sonics laptop search history detailing his recent searches for naked bear boobs*" I have a perfectly reasonable explanation"" oh yeah I'd love to hear it *Freddy says sarcastically*""Well titbear is worried that their boobs are diseased so I was just trying to find some reference to show them that their boobs are normal looking"

"You really expect me to believe that bullshit, I mean seriously doesn't titbear have any bear friends he can ask""You know titbear is shy about this subject hes worried about the other bears bullying him""Oh so he feels he has the right to consult a MARRIED hedgehog about his titty issues. This is fucking bullshit Sonic and I know you're getting something out of this. I'm going to my mother's for the rest of the week. Have fun discussing bear titties with your (air quotes) friend. *sonic sulks in his lazy boy recliner and cracks open another budweiser*"I'm living in ducking paradise he mutters to himself"

At Freddy's mothers house later that evening. "Freddy I'm so sorry you have to deal with that. Sonic is really crossing some boundaries and it is downright disrespectful."" it's just hurts so much because I love him so much. There's no one else in this world for me. If he was just some lame asshole I'd ditch his sorry ass in a heartbeat."*Freddy sobs while looking at their honeymoon photos*"I just wish I could have this again""Yknow Freddy dear your father and I had some similar issues once"*freddy is astonished*"Really?!? When did that happen?"" Oh it was when you and your brother were too young to remember. Your father had this new coworker too and he took a liking to her rear end""Wtf what happened"" Your father started spending more and more time with that bad trini bitch. Then in the bedroom he suddenly wanted to ram my asshole. 20 years of marriage and this man never wanted anything to do with my butthole I knew something was up. "" Mother you're so vulgar"" it's the truth dear, do you want to know what I did to fix it?"" what did you do?"" I went down to the plastic surgeon and I said give me the fattest BBL you can. Then after the procedure I walked straight home to your father. I gave him one good look at my new rear and said he ever thinks about cheating on me I will choke him to death with my ass. Never had a problem with that Trini bitch since"* the screws in Freddy's mouth come loose and his jar literally hits the floor*

The next day at work:"Hey sonic how's it going?"" I'm livin the fuckin dream titbear""Freddy giving you more troubles at home?"" you don't even know titbear I come home yesterday and before I can even relax Freddy's accusing me of cheating with you. I'm just trying to be a good friend by helping you with your boob self confidence but he can't see it"" I'm sorry you have to deal with that, but I actually wanted to ask you a favor about my boobs"" what's up titbear"" I don't think I'll ever be able to be confident in my boobs and I think it's best that I get them removed. However I since my license was revoked after I drove through that kindergarten class last Tuesday I was wondering if you could drive me to Claire's?"" Well Freddy's actually at his mothers rn so yeah I'm free for anything let's go."

At Claire's:" Hi welcome to Claire's what can I get for ya?"" can I get one top surgery and those cute strawberry earrings?"" ya sure no problem"*claires employee grabs his hatchet and puts on his apron*"Sit down right there an take a swig of this"*claires employee hands titbear a flask of jack daniels*"Sir this doesn't seem very professional"*claires employee pulls out a Glock and points it at titbear*"I said sit the fuck over there and drink the ducking whiskey"*titbear nervously sits down and downs the whiskey""Thank you, kablamo kabloomo I'm doing a titty removal"*claires employee slices the tits off super fast like in an anime so you only see him put his blade back and the next instant titbears boobies fall to the floor*"Wow that was fast""You're free to go I circled on the receipt were you can leave a review pls give me 5 stars"Sonic: " wow titbear that was easy, do you feel better?" "Yeah I feel so free, thank you for taking me""No problem I'm gonna walk around for a bit and find somewhere to take a smoke break" "Ok have fun"

At the plastic surgeon:" what would you like mister Freddy?"" I need the fattest and juiciest tits you have"" Are you going after someone else's husband or trying to keep your own?"" I need to send a message to my husband that he better never ever leave because he's not getting anything better than this"" I have just the pair for you"" thank you doc"*doctor puts Freddy under anesthesia and gives him some boobies*"Ok Freddy now your boobs are gonna be sore for a couple weeks but you should be free to leave today""Thank you doctor so much"Still at the plastic surgeon:*Freddy sees a blue figure walk by his hospital bed*" Is that you Sonic?!?"* Sonics neck snaps at lighting speed to see Freddy sitting in a hospital bed. He thinks to himself are you fucking kidding me*"What the fuck are you doing here Sonic?"" I just brought titbear to Claire's since their license got revoked"" Oh wow I leave for one day and you're already out shopping with that bitch you fucking cheater"" Jesus fucking Christ are we at urban air because you're always jumping to conclusions? And why the fuck are you lying in a hospital bed in the back of this Claires?"" I'm here to stop you from cheating with titbear"" How are you supposed to stop me from doing something I'm not doing?""Like this"*Freddy gets up from the bed and removes his chest bandages revealing a set of absolutely perfect bear titties**Sonic is completely flabbergasted*" No fucking way"* Sonic falls to the floor in disbelief when he realizes Freddy's fake boobs were actually titbears old tits