FG: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it. °•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• Y/N: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!
FG: Really? Name one law
Y/N: Don't kill people?
FG: That's on me. I set the bar too low. •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• Y/N: I only ever see you awake, do you ever sleep or stop working?
FG: Oh, I like working
Y/N: That doesn't answer my question
FG:
Y/N: Do you sleep?
FG:
Y/N: FG?... •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• FG: This is such a bad idea.
Y/N: Then why are you coming along?
FG: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong. •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° And some Jane ones sprinkled in too •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° FG: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Y/N: We got spring water
FG: NO
Jane: with EXTRA minerals
Y/N: it's like licking a stalagmite
FG: DON'T COME HOME
Jane: Mmmmm cave water •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° Y/N: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it
Jane: Just rip the bandage off
Y/N: It's your mom
Jane: Put the bandage back on •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° And to top it all off some of the people from Descendants (The adults) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° Y/N: Dumbest scar stories, go!
FG: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Evil Queen: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Cruella: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil while sketching dress designs
Jafar: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Maleficent:
Maleficent: I have emotional scars. •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° FG, teaching Y/N to drive: Okay, you're driving and Belle and Adam walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Y/N: Oh, Adam. I could never hurt Belle
FG, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes! •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° Every time I try to come up with ideas for this story I get a headache instead
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