That's a cactus

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So readers the order is 2 memes then a dare ok!?

kelp is host.

Question should I add star flight even though he's addicted to drugs? I think this will become a mature rating sooner or later.

Kelp: ok well today we got winter, moon, qibli, joy, and air playing today.

Moon: well what's the dare?

Kelp: you all get a pet cactus and do whatever you want with it. You can even have cactus babies with it! For an hour

Winter: *hisses at his cactus and runs away.

Qibli: it's just like home! * has cactus babies.

Moon: I thought we were GONNA have kids together not with a cactus!

Qibli: yeah sure later.

*ten minutes later everything is in hell.

Joy: * has cactus sword and kills winter.

Qibli: chilling with his kids.

Kelp: thirty minutes left!

Air: *holds cactus dagger behind joy.

Joy: *looks behind her. 🤨

Air: *stutters* hey J-oy you ok-aaay?

Joy: *violently murders air

Kelp: ok dares over! So winners are joy, moon, and Qibli! 

Qibli:* has children taken away from him* Noooooooo! *sobs

Moon: gee Qibli why you so attached?

Qibli: because they were my first kids!

THE END!

THE END!

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Pretty sure this is a cactus!

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