The Joking "Married Couple"

School/Home

APHMAU POV

"So, do you love me Aphmau?" Zane asks, I can't control myself— literally! "Yes, Zane," My body makes me smile and lean in. We kiss, it feels so... so good. I close my eyes and suddenly wake up to my moms yelling. I get up to see I'm kissing a pillow!? I get up and apologize. I grab my uniform and brush my teeth. I get all dressed and leave my room. My dream was so weird. I don't even like Zane like that? "Mija! Get down here! What's taking so long?" She yells, I run. "Sorry mama, I was busy thinking." She sighs and starts driving. "You have plenty of time to think at school," She looks at me then back at the road.

She parks and I get out of the car. I skip into school and hear a BUZZ BUZZ from my phone. I pull it out of my pocket. Zand again. What coukd he want?

Zane the emo🖤
I see you  👀

Idiot👌
You sound creepy as hell.

I look up from my phone to see Zane had moved in-front of me. "Hey Aph," He looks around then back at me. "Ya lonely?" I asks, he rolls his eyes. "Lonely? Me? Not with someone here nagging me all the time that's for sure," Zane replies. (A/N: If you know where thats from props to you) I roll my eyes. "You texted me idiot," I respond. "Hey! That's what I call you," He yells, I laugh. He joins in. We both laugh for a minute then he clears his throat. "Look," Zane looks at me. "Sorry for assuming you have a crush on me, it's just I'm mot really interested in girl-woman-things," He looks down. "So you're gay?" I ask, he looks up. "No! I just don't like you," I smirk as he looks away. "Ouch! Kinda hurts to know my best friend has secretly hated me all this time," I do a fake pout. "You know what I mean, Aph," He looks at me. "Do I?" He rolls his eyes. "If you don't like me then what was that at dinner last night?" He asked. "My confusion, Zane, my confusion," I sigh and walk to my locker.

"Hey Aph," I hear a familiar voice. "Hey Laurence," I smile and close my locker after getting my book. "Anything new recently?" He asks I nod. "Zane thinks I like him," A small face of anger or sadness comes onto Laurences face. "Do you?" I shake my head. "Of course not," I smile and hear Zane come over. We start to talk but that turns into bickering with leads to some girls around us saying; "Look! It's the schools married couple." We stop bickering and go our own ways. I go to my first class and see Travis, I go sit down next to him. "Hey Travis!" I smile. I see him smile back then class starts.

At lunch I sit down and sigh. "I hate math," I complain to which Zane scoffs. "I have an A in math," I raise an eyebrow. "Weren't you failing it last semester?" I ask he shakes his head. "No! I got it up to a D," He looks away from me. "Hah, I have a C," I smile. "Yeah but I have an A," He says, I roll my eyes. "Oh my, the high and mighty Zane has an A, however will I compete?" I say sarcastically. Zane glares at me. "Are you mocking me?" He asks. "Obviously," I respond. "Hey Aphmau," Garroth comes and sits at the table with us. "Oh look its the schools married couple," Katelynn laughs and sits down with us. "Ugh! Not that again," Zane shouts. "Hahah, hey Aph," Katelynn looks at me. "Hey!" I respond, smiling. I continue to eat my food and chat with my friends. They're amazing.

ZANES POV
AT HOME

I immediately go to my room and sit on my bed. I sigh and hear Garroth come into my room. "Knock first," I say. "It's not just him," Laurence's voice says, I sit up. "What do you want?" I roll my eyes and sit up. "Do you like Aphmau?" Laurence asks, I tease him. "Yes I do," I respond. A shock runs over both of their faces. "But, Zane," Garroth says. "I like Aphmau," Laurence looks at Garroth. "Dude, I like her," A wave a shock comes over me as I realize what I started. "I don't actually like Aphmau, but damn, good luck," I smirk and with that a shut them out of my room. I hear arguing becoming more and more faint as they walk away. "I probably just ended a friendship by trying to mess with Laurence," I say. "Damn," I take out my phone and text Aphmau.

Zane the emo🖤
hey

Idiot👌
Wdyw

Zane the emo🖤
Wanna go to the park with me?

Idiot👌
Sure cya

Zane the emo🖤
Cya

I get up and leave my room and go downstairs to see the two boys on the couch glaring as I walk downstairs. "Hey is mom here?" I ask Garroth, he nods. "Cool..." I see mom walk into the room. "Hey mom, can you drive me and Aph to the park?" I ask, she nods. "Of course I can!" Mom walks away to get her keys I look over to the two who have gotten off of the couch and are now walking to me. "Don't like her huh? Then why are you taking her on a date!?" Garroth asks. He's mad mad. "It's not a date, big bro, we are just hanging out at the park," I sigh. Mom walks back into the living room. "Let's go, Zane," I nod and we walk out to the car. I get in and get on my phone as she pulls out of our drive way and heads to Aphmau's house. I hope she's ready by the time we get there because I'm not willing to wait that long. We pull into her drive way and mom gets out to knock on the door. Sylvana answers the door.