My Life in Hell (Pilot) - Hazbin Hotel Self Insert Story (Old Version)

Chapter 1 - Welcome to Hell

Falling

That's all I know

Since I commit a suicide

I knew I'll appear in Hell

But...

What I wasn't expecting...

Is next:

After making a painful (or not so painful) contact with the ground

I opened my eyes

Everything was blur

I needed some minutes to start looking perfectly (almost, since my right eye started losing vision a year/two ago, left eye still able to see normally, when both are open - I still at some point able to normally see)

It was surprising for me to see a giant pentagram in the sky

There also was a planet (?) in the said sky

But more surprising was there were no suffering

I mean according the bible, people believe what is said in the books, where everything is told about Heaven and Hell. And in Hell people are suffering

I quote:

In traditional Christian doctrine, Hell was conceived as a place, generally beneath the earth, where the wicked would be punished for eternity.

There would be both psychological torment – at our knowing we had lost the opportunity for salvation. And physical ones - inflicted by the Devil and his Demons.

And it's only little of what I know

But... What I see in front of me

Everything red

If not mention that planet (?) in the sky

I looked at my surroundings

God...

Lots of dead bodies...

Each different from another

By the looks of the creatures, whose dead bodies I see now

They are Demons

But... 

They look Human

Or better say...

I have a guess they were Human, but once appeared here, became Demons

Huh?

What are these?

I took a weapon, that was on the ground

It's a spear

I looked at the remainings of Demons

Lots of spears were stuck in them