Jack x reader // Your welcome Gregory and Yuri.

The forest

Outside POV:

It's an average day for your sussy bakaka self, you and your friends have been hanging out today and keep continuously making fun of what you consider your, 'beautiful bald head'. ________________________________________________________________________________

Dark: 'Hey (Y/N), have you met my siblings yet?'

Grumps: 'omg ew'

Y/N: 'n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no OwO'

Moon: 'your mom'

Dark: 'I think you should meet them! Their names are Jack and Ash.'

Grumps: 'ew'

Y/N: 'o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-omg... y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y--y-y-y-yes.. sure.'

Dark: 'I'll invite them over to our house tomorrow! :D'

Moon: 'Yall I found more of the sleeping candy :o'

Y/N: 'A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Auntie/m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-mom can I have s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-some? owo'

Moon: no

Y/N: ugly cries

Moon: throws up on (y/n)

Grumps: slowly walks away

Y/N: sneezes on Moon

Moon: coughs on Y/N

Dark: 'ehm- can you guys look at least a LITTLE presentable???'

Y/N: K

Moon: Alr bye cringe people.

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You and your sussy bakaka self arrives at your house after poofing home, you feel butterflies in your stomach as you remember you are meeting another MAN... (omg ew)

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Y/N: Yawn 'I should probably go take a shower.. hmm..'

You go to the bathroom and take your spaghetti sauce shower.

Y/N: 'omg I smell so good'

You put your bald skin into a cute Ariana Grande ponytail and lay down on your coffin

Y/N: 'LOTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!'

Lotus: 'w h a t ?'

Y/N: 'PLEASE GO GET ME FOOOOOOOOOOOOD..'

Lotus: 'smh im not your butler'

Y/N: 'I know- your my dog'

Lotus: 'fine whatever'

around 3 minutes pass and your dog returns with a plate of hair and meateyes (spaghetti and meatballs)

Lotus: 'here' gives the plate of food

Y/N: 'omg thank you, owo bork bark woof shart crunchy doggie.'

Lotus: cries and runs out of the room

Y/N: 'finally smh'

Y/N: eats the food

Y/N: 'YUM NOM.. time to sleep.'

you go to sleep and wake up the next morning at 69:00 am.

Y/N: 'omg I woke up early!'

you get up and take your skin out of the Ariana Grande ponytail revealing your long curly skin.

Y/N: 'Ong I need to pick an outfit now owo'

after a long time of deciding from your beautiful gukki outfit selection worthy of Jack's crusty toenails, you decide on a beautiful dress and you put it on.

Y/N: 'ONG I LOOK FAB YUMMY CRUNCHY NOT CRUSTY ABSOLUTELY CUTESY LOVABLE!'

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The next day you and your friends arrive at the gorgeous castle that Moon, your auntie/mom, stole.

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