draco pov
dobby is an ugly, disgusting, sock eating, pickled elf
I love him 🤩
the way his booty jiggles in his weird dress 😳
and the way his eyes are too big for his head 😎
so today i'll ask that sexy elf out 😩
I walk to hagrid's hut and rip his door down
"pls knock next time 🥺"
"no✌️"
"👹"
I notice someone in Hagrid's bed...
"who's that daddy 🥺😭"
"It's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dobby..."
😲
my BAKA👹 Is in Hagdaddys bed😩
I lift Hagrid onto a tree and go toward daddy
"hey baba grill 😏"
"d-d-d-d-d-draco?"
I lift dobby into my purse and get on my nimbus 6969 and ride into the forest, deep into the forest 😩🍦
"where are we going d-d-d-draco😳"
"to the end of the rainbow... or should I say the start 😏"
we land at the end of the rainbow and I grab dobby's leg and toss him over the rainbow
"oooohhhh~" 💦
something wet and slimy hit my head...
then daddy landed on top of me 😩
TBC
