Have you ever wondered what the Seven Mortal Sins do when they're not fighting angels and God? Well now you can with this book right here, you'll be able to learn everything about the Seven Demon Lords of Hell, that is, if they want you to know abou...
The screen soon turned on as Alex trying to get this book working.
Alex: Hey readers, its your boi Alex here. You may be wondering, what the hell am I doing here? Well, I originally was suppose to have an ask on my random book but decided to do this book because why not? After all, its time for my girls to shine and-
Maria nervously tuggs Alex's shirt.
Maria: Um, shouldn't we be getting to introductions? The girls are getting inpaitent.
Alex: Oh right, I should stop vlogging and get to the real point of this book. Alright girls come out and introduce yourselves to the readers.
???: Right!
Soon Lucifer came up to the stand.
Lucifer: Greetings humans. I am the Demon Lord of Pride, Lucifer. *Poses* So, what do you think? Aren't I cute? *Smirks* Yes, I'm just that good.
Maria: Oh boy...
Leviathan: That was an amazing enterance, onee-sama!
Lucifer: Well its your turn Levi.
Leviathan: Right! I am the Demon Lord of Envy, Leviathan. *Winks* Nice to meet you all.
Alex: Ugh! Too cute!
Lucifer: Belphegor its your turn.
Belphegor: Eh? That's too tiring...
Lucifer: Oi! We all have to introduce ourselves to our followers-I mean readers so they can be interested with this book!
Belphegor: Alright. I am the Demon Lord of Sloth, Belphegor. That's all I got to say...
Alex: Well ok...
Asmodeus: *Appears on stage* I am the Demon Lord of Lust, Asmodeus~. Oh I can't wait to hear what questions you'll have for me~. I can already sense the lust in you~.
Alex: *Thinks* Oh no...she's onto us!
Satan: *Appears on stage* I am the Demon Lord of Wrath, Satan. I hope this won't waste my time.
Lucifer: Oh don't worry about Satan readers. She's sure a softie for cute things.
Satan: *Blushes* W-What?! W-Why would you say that out loud?!
Leviathan: Oh don't be wuss about it. Everyone knows about it at this point.
Satan: *Tries to compose herself* Well yeah...but its still embarassing...
Lucifer: Don't worry about it.
Beelzebub: *Appears on stage* I am the Demon Lord of Gluttony, Beelzebub. I apologise if I disappointed you.
Lucifer: Don't worry about it Bub. Some people are never satisfied no matter what you give them.
Alex: And that's why Jigsaw gets them.
Lucifer: Who?
Alex: Nevermind!
Mammon: I'm the Demon Lord of Greed, Mammon. Its so great to have new customers here, may I interest with one of my products?
Lucifer: Hey! These are not followers, customers or whatever you call them! They are readers who we must keep entertained!
Alex: Yeah sure. And with the Mortal Sins is your host, Alex Setsuna.
Maria: And um, I'm the co-host Maria Totsuka.
Alex: So before you ask or dare listen to the rules which are...actually...there are no rules!
Lucifer & Leviathan: What?!
Satan: So you'll be allowing sick psychos to do whatever they want to us?!
Alex:
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