British Zhongli

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While y/n and Zhongli was sitting and drinking there tea the surroundings were more chaotic like buildings catching on fire and some dude running shooting a desert eagle into the air ( I do not know how he got a gun ) as they were discussing about some stuff a ball of water that came from Osial and landed around Y/n putting out the fires but making Zhongli wet with his cup of tea ruined.
Zhongli: I am gonna kill him.
Y/n: what ?
Zhongli: I am gonna kill his fucking fish ass.
Y/n: Wait Zhongli don't * hugging Zhongli from behind *
Zhongli: Let me go * Summons weapon and flailing it around *
Y/n: No stop acting like some British person who's tea time was ruined by a foreigner asking them to say bottle of water.
Zhongli: The fuck even is British.
While Y/n was trying to stop Zhongli from killing Osial the Jade Chamber flew over them and going straight towards Osial but differently from the game Lumine is having a hard time beating the Fatui.
Y/n: * Thinking * I can't help them like what had happened to her.
With so much resentment to himself for not being able to help them black particles began to be emit from Y/n and it form a shadow like version of Y/n and it began to summon shadow like soldiers that look strangely to look like the monsters he have killed.
Y/n: What the.
Then his shadow versions disappeared and on the jade chamber his shadow version appeared before summoning shadow versions of hilichurls and abyss mages that attacked the fatui which shocked everybody many of the Fatui attacked them but the shadow monster just ran at the Fatui a shadow churn ran straight at a group of  Fatui sending them down to the water and once they hit the water  blood leaked out of there ear and eyes. While the shadow version of Y/n attacked one of them slicing them exposing the organ as blood sprayed out the other Fatui being ran away only to be stopped by the shadow churl it ran straight at them smashing them making them nothing but a pile of bloody flesh once the Fatui was taken cared of every shadow soldier disappeared allowing Lumine to seal Osial.
At the ground after the fight Y/n felt weak letting go of Zhongli and Zhongli ran to Liyue's harbor then shouting at Osial.
While that was happening Y/n vision was fading before fainting what he saw before fainting was Zhongli run to him and hearing wake up wake up.
When Y/n wake up he saw Zhongli and Childe standing at the foot of the bed he was lying on there while pretending to be asleep Zhongli and Childe was talking with each.
Zhongli: He is not waking up.
Childe: Look I know that your worried about him but stop stressing I mean he help the Jade chamber.
Zhongli: But If he wasn't holding me back he would not be this situation.
Childe: Hey it not your fault (put hands on Zhongli cheeks.)
Zhongli: Why do you stay when your job is done.
Childe: because I like you.
Zhongli hearing this was blushing before getting pulled into a kiss while on Y/n side he was up and taking a picture with his Kamera out while chuckling saying black mail baby. Hearing the click they turned to see y/n holding the kamera while chuckling making them both blush.
Y/n: So how is the 2 lovebirds doing.
Zhongli: I-i-it's fine.
Childe: Y-y-yeah.
After that had happened everything went back to normal he would go around Liyue and help rebuild the building he also helped Lumine a little bit by giving hints and obvious directions but Paimon always say y/n is wrong even y/n was actually telling the truth.
One day y/n was sitting drinking tea when he was approached by someone.
???: Never knew you would comeback.
Y/n: Well you are wrong little Crane.
???: Never call me by that name it is embarrassing.
Y/n: Come on Shenhe what's with your mood today and I never knew you would visit the city.
Shenhe: Well I am just here to help Ningguang with the Jade chamber.
Y/n: Well come on have a seat relax and drink some tea.
Shenhe: Ok since I got nothing better to do.
While they were talking Lumine and the emergency food ( Paimon: Hey Paimon is not emergency food!, A/n : Sorry Paimon and stop breaking the fourth wall it is expensive to fix ( pointing to a wall with flex tape covering it.)) they were walking around the corner and saw y/n and Shenhe talking so they decided to greet them.
Paimon: Hey Shenhe  and Y/n.
Lumine: Hey Shenhe and Y/n sorry for not believing you.
Y/n: Well Paimon I guess I was correct.
Flashback
When they were leaving the domain they saw a path leading to Liyue.
Lumine: Hey isn't that the road Y/n told us to follow.
Flashback end.
Paimon: Anyways how did you know each other?
Y/n: Oh we are old friends.
Paimon: Really.
Shenhe: Yes.
Paimon: Well see later.
After that had happened Lumine and Paimon went away to talk with the others aswell as Shenhe and Y/n they went there separate way while walking y/n saw Zhongli and Childe walking around looking at that stuff around them. When Y/n got closer he heard Zhongli say hey want to get some fish and chips
Childe: what?
Zhongli: Sorry I mean Fish and fries.
Childe: Sure why not.
Y/n hearing that was laughing so hard before realizing something.
Y/n: my got Zhongli actually called fish and fries fish and chips.
Y/n: Wait since when is there fries in Teyvat and is Zhongli actually British and when was fries invented here this calls for research.
When Y/n was looking for when fries was invented he got approached by Ganyu.
Ganyu: Hello there are you Y/n.
Y/n: yes I am.
Ganyu: Lady Ninguang would like to invite you to the Jade chambers.
y/n: ok.
I so sorry that this is late a event happened so I had to wait until now to publish.

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