A book about all da drama

I think my friend group just broke up

So I have 2 friends whi basically manage my life. I'm ok with it. I can't function on my own and I'm chilling with that fact but whatever.

So like. Blah blah relationship life drama.

My friend facetimed me while I did stuff

Leaving out some details

My friend tells the whole group chat about our private conversation and how I was now single

So I was like "shut up" and she wouldn't so I was like "this is why you get no hoes"

Wait I forgot an important detail

I hadn't messaged the group chat in forever but I saw my friend dyed her hair so I started talking in the gc. My friend who literally exposed me was like "you chose the hoes" and I was like wdym and she's like "you broke the most important rule. bros before hoes." And I was so confused and I'm like "since when did I get hoes"

So basically my friends start calling me a pedo. Basically because my old crush was SLIGHTLY younger than me. And I got angry and told them to stop and they wouldn't.

The convo got bad and violent and vulgar

My other friend (the one who dyed her hair). She's an innocent baby. Her parents saw the messages on her iPad and she left the chat.

Then there was drama with one of me fake ass friends who blamed me for our innocent friend leaving the chat.

Long story short, a lot of people's parents saw the arguments and like half of the people left the group chat.

Woohoo

This always happens but we're not in school and we can't resolve it in person