Don't piss her off

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(the next morning)

Liana: *asleep*

Rosa: *throwing pillows around and grunting*

Liana: *groans and wakes up* Baby, what's wrong?

Rosa: *starts crying* Can you please hug me?

Liana: *groans and stands up* come on. It's 5 o clock in the morning. You need sleep. We have work soon.

Rosa: *stops crying and looks upset* what the hell, Lia!? You're supposed to help me and take care of me! 

Liana: *realizes* let's go to the bathroom. I'll let you take a shower, do your hair, makeup, pick your clothes, and relax. Ok? And I'll give you pads.

Rosa: *smiles* I love you.

Liana: I love you too.

*They kiss*

Liana: but it is 5 o clock in the morning. We need to go to sleep.

Rosa: *groans* ok. Fine.

*2 hours later*

Rosa: *groaning* my head hurts.

Liana: I know. But we have to go to work. To make up for the time we were out.

Rosa: all right. All right. Fine.

*At work*

Rosa: *goes in and slams her stuff down*

Jake: Rose, you ok?

Rosa: *ignores him and sits*

Jake: *confused and goes to Liana* what's going on?

Liana: cycle.

Jake: *looks at her* oh God.

Liana: exactly. We need to pull a meeting without her. She's going to go to the bathroom in 3...2..1...

*She goes to the bathroom*

Liana: *smiles*

Jake: Gina!

Gina: what?

Jake: can you tell captain to call a group meeting?

Gina: or you could just send out a group text.

Jake: no. Because Rosa's in that chat and we need to talk without her.

Gina: you don't think I add you guys to different group texts? Liana's in a group text with my floor-gasm dance crew.

Liana: yeah, it's true.

Jake: wait what? *Checks his phone*

Gina: what do you want me to say?

Jake: Say "Rosa's on her period. Nobody piss her off or else.."

Gina: ok. Uh huh. And what emoji do you want?

Jake: uh.. the disappointed emoji with the sweat coming down?

Gina: ok. I know what you're talking about.
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The annoyings 🙄

Me: hey everyone! It's Gina a.k.a the queen of this group. So, Rosa's on her period. No one piss her off or else. 😥

Amy: oh...

Charles: She will turn us into a pretzel 😢

Terry: she will literally break me in half. And I'm most stronger than her--

Holt: she is too scary. I cannot even talk to her without her freaking out. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

Jake: ok guys. She's in the bathroom right now. Everybody act cool when she comes out.
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Liana: *standing next to her desk*

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