So basically Austin was arrested for mopping
the floor with his brothers head that got
tangled on an foot messaging Asian
doorknob that was impregnated by a fake
Michael Jackson with the lube droplets off
his white buttchecks that were lost in the
upside down when will bought a
demogorgon dildo to play with his hoo-ha in
the back of a Macy's parking lot that had a
breakdancing mailman security guard with
extra stupid strawberry strudel on the side of
his Arby's meat melted sandwich that was
left unbothered by a wild naked bear in the
wilderness that was caught urinating in a
diaper full of unhinged emo kid waffle syrup
that was slapped by will Smith and pooped
on by Amber heard in a Denny's bathroom
right next to a twin sized bed that was on the
roof attached to a homeless man named
scabbity doofy wobble.
