Incorrect quotes part one

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*The squad is over at Slime's house*
Wilbur: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Slime: ... N-No...
Slime, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Wilbur, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
XD: I see a-
Slime, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Wilbur: Oh, well I-
Slime: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Slime, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Minx: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Freind: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Slime: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Slime: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Slime, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Slime: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Nikki, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Slime:
Wilbur: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Slime:
Slime, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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