Cold Rot (Decaying Winter Fanfic)

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Charles: Hey Uhhh... Daniel...Are You Seeing What I'm Seeing?

Daniel: Hmmm...Yes..Yes I Think I Am.

Charles: This Is A Rat's Tail! The Beans And Slop We've Been Eating Are Rat's?!

Daniel: Well...Think Of This From A Financial Perspective, They Couldn't Afford To Make And Grown Actual Beans So They Just Made Slop From Everything They See, Even Rocks.

Charles: Dan! How Are You So Calm About This? This Proves That They Use Rats To Make Food FOR THEY'RE CUSTOMERS THESE R.I BEANS ARE SOLD TO CIVILIANS OUTSIDE OF EDEN-227!

Daniel: Uhhh....And...?

Charles: *Sigh* Daniel I Don't Know If You Know This But Rats Are Incredible Disease Spreaders Better Than Mosquito's.

Daniel: I Still Have No Idea What Your Implying.

Charles: That MEANS The Reason Why We Have The Systematic Infection Is Because We Ate The Beans.

Daniel: Ooohh...Anyway Wanna Feed This To The Teenager?

Charles: Wha- What The Actual Fuck Is Wrong With Your Brain? You're Our Zealot! The Engineer! I've Seen You Fix The Electrical Outlet On The Base! Y'know How To Fix Stuff And Be Smart How Are So Dumb Now? Your Smart But You're And Idiot!

Daniel: Hey That Hurt!

Charles: Ugh...What I'm Saying Is That If We Feed This To That Teen He Will Get The Systematic Infection, And We Can't Afford Someone With Magical Immunity To Reikgon Powers And The Storm Get A Currently Uncureable And Only Be Suppressed Disease.

Daniel: Ooohh...I See Now, So What Are We Supposed To Do About It?

Charles: Well Maybe Purify The Beans? But How We Don't Know If We Can Kill The Disease By Burning Or Boiling It And We Don't Even Have The Equipment To Check.

Daniel: Damn....Hey Charles...?

Charles: Yes Dan?

Daniel: I Think I Have An Idea, Didn't Teressa Have Children Before?

Charles: Yes I Think She....No, You Cannot Do This Dan.

Daniel: Why Not? If She Had Children Before Doesn't That Mean She Can Lactate?

Charles: No! You Cannot Ask A Fully Grown Women With A Tremendous Amount Of Strength That Can Be Compared To A Lion, SHE WILL BREAK YOUR SPINE AND CALL YOU A SHAMELESS PERVERT!

Daniel: Ey! She Is Literally The Only Option Here! You Confirmed That The Infection Doesn't Spread Through Breast Milk By Literally ASKING Teressa To Squeeze A Little Sample Of Breast Milk!

Charles: No, No No...Daniel I Don't Think You Get This She Will Kill You By Dropping Her Minigun Ontop Of Your Head When You Sleep Or Smother You With A ROCK!

Daniel: Whatever Man, No Matter How Much You Try To Convince Me Teressa Is The Only Choice Here, Now Are Gonna Ask Or Are We Going To Leave An Extraordinary Boy With Magical Immunity To Starve To Death?

Charles: I- Uhh...Hmm..Shit You're Actually Right...

Daniel: I Know I'm Smart.

Charles: But You're Not Clever, Whatever, It's Better To Die In My Dreams Than Die By The Storm Or The Infection. ( Foreshadowing Moment)

*Narrator*
And So Daniel And Charles Go To The Base To Ask For A Death Wish From They're Riskrunner Teressa By Asking Her To Breastfeed A 17 Year Old Teen With A Mental Disability.

3 Minutes Later

Teressa: Alright.

Charles & Daniel: Huh?

Teressa: I Said Yes, I Will Breastfeed That Teen.

Charles: Ok Umm...Teressa I Just Wanna Ask.

Teressa: Yes?

Charles: You're Not Gonna Smother Or Kill Us When We're Sleeping On Not Looking Right?

Teressa: No, It's Understandable That You Ask Me As I Remember The Infection Doesn't Spread Through Breast Milk.

Charles: Yeah...I'm Still Researching That, What Was Your Breast Milk Made Of To Be Unaffected By The Infection Or As I Call It, Szuiecx Flu.

Daniel: I Still Wonder How Do You Pronounce That.

Charles: Yeah When Your A Doctor And Forced To Read Out The Scientific Name Of A Disease 24/7, You're Kinda Start To Get Used To Speaking Words Like These.

Daniel: Well Looks Like I'm Not Sleeping Tonight, Gotta Keep Out For Teressa Trying To Kill Me When I'm Not Looking Y'know.

Teressa: Yeah, And I'm Only Breastfeeding This Boy Because I Miss My Child In Earth, I Wonder How He's Doing.

Charles: Yeah, And Also Teressa Can I Get Your Breast Milk Sample Again-

*Narrator*
And So Charles Was Was Knocked Out Because Teressa Has Thrown A Baseball Bat To Charles Face With One Hand With Such A Tremendous Force That Charles Got Knocked Out And Teressa Glared Intensely At Daniel And Daniel Just Backed Off While Maintaining Eye Contact And All He Was Thinking Was...

Daniel's Mind: Why Does She Look Like A Lion? I Should Remember How To Run Away From Lion Is To...Yes Uhhh... Maintain Eye Contact And Back Off And Do Not Show Your Back To A Lion Because It Will Pounce On It Faster Than Your Eye Can React And Uuhhh ...Get Out Of It's Territory....And I'm In The Middle Of Base And Behind The Red Crate...Wait I Should Get Charles Body As Well.

*Narrator*
And That's The End For Part 3.