It was a normal day. You were walking you saw this house. You need to pee real bad and noticed the door was open you rushed into the house bc fuck it you didn't care you needed to go so fucking bad when u entered this girl with long brown hair and brown eyes saw you
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"Wow... who are you?" She asked "uh-uh-uh hahaha... I just need to pee" you responded with. "Wow okay go ahead I guess" as you rushed to use the restroom this good awful fucking smell came out of it there was this green creature who said "oh I'm sorry that was me.
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"Holy fucking shit..." you responded with "what the fuck you be eating nasty ass mf" in a angered voice "oh I'm so sorry sweetie... it's my cheese cake I love the most" he responded to you in a sorry voice "well you bout nasty asl!" You shout! You used the restroom having to cover your noise well because the smell was so awful! As soon as you washed your hands and finished you walked out until some guy who was familiar it was Obama! "Oh hell there... and you are???" He said in a confused voice "none of your mf buisness headass mf! We still don't know if your wife is trans" you responded with. "My wife is not trans stupid boy/girl" Of course you didn't care and even if you did roast him back you couldn't, the only time he can get heat is when his forehead reflects off the sun.
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As you pushed him and told him to back off because you don't care you hear from a distance "HEY DONT TALK TO HIM LIKE THat sister!" You turned and it was James Charles. "What the fuck is going on in this house?????" You yelled "I just wanted to fucking pee you fucking morons!!! I don't give a shit about your sister shit your irrelevant now" you started speed walking just wanted to leave!
