Kotlc Song Parodies

If the Neverseen was trying to recruit Sophie--AAACK

The Neverseen

Right here, right now
I put the offer out
I don't want to chase you down
I know you see it
You run with me
And I can cut you free
Out of the drudgery and walls you keep in
So trade that typical for something colorful
And if it's crazy, live a little crazy
You can play it sensible, a king of conventional
Or you can risk it all and seeDon't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play
'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride
It'll take you to the other side
'Cause you can do like you do
Or you can do like me
Stay in the cage, or you'll finally take the key
Oh, dang! Suddenly you're free to fly
It'll take you to the other side

Sophie

Okay, my friend, you want to cut me in
Well I hate to tell you, but it just might happen
So thanks, but no
I think I'm good to go
'Cause I don't enjoy the life you say I'm trapped in
Now I admire you, and that whole thing you do
You're onto something, really it's something
But I live among the swells, and we don't pick up peanut shells
I'll have to leave that up to youDon't you know that I'm okay with this uptown part I have to play
'Cause I don't got what I need and I don't want to take the ride
I don't need to see the other side
So go and do like you do
I'm good to do like me
I know I'm in a cage, so I don't need to take the key
Oh, dang! Can't you see I'm doing fine
I don't need to see the other side

The Neverseen

Now is this really how you like to spend your days?
High heels and misery, and parties and plays

Sophie

If I were mixed up with you, I'd be the talk of the town
Disgraced and disowned, another one of the clowns

The Neverseen

But you would finally kill a little, finally hurt a little
Just let me give you the freedom to dream
And it'll wake you up and cure your aching
Take your walls and start 'em breaking
Now that's a deal that seems worth taking
But I guess I'll leave that up to you

Sophie

Well it's intriguing, but to go would cost me greatly
So what percentage of the show would I be taking?

The Neverseen

Fair enough, you'd want a piece of all the action
I'd give you seven, we could shake and make it happen

Sophie

I wasn't born this morning, eighteen would be just fine

The Neverseen

Why not just go ahead and ask for nickels on the dime

Sophie

Fifteen

The Neverseen

I'd do eight

Sophie

Twelve

The Neverseen

Maybe nine

Sophie

Ten

(Both)

Don't you wanna get away to a whole new part you're gonna play
'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride
To the other side
So if you do like I do
So if you do like me
Forget the cage, 'cause we know how to make the key
Oh, dang! Suddenly we're free to fly
We're going to the other side
So if you do like I do
(To the other side)
So if you do like me
(We're going to the other side)
'Cause if we do we're going to the other side
We're going to the other side

If you didn't really understand some of it, The Neverseen is trying to recruit Sophie, but Sophie doesn't want to leave her friends (yet) so yeah...

Hope you enjoyed it!

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