*The island shakes vigorously and trees continue to fly into the air and across the island*
*A deer is chasing Marina*
Marina: Gahh! Stop chasing me!!
*A squirrel is on Luna's face*
Luna: Get off me right now.
(C) Marina: Last time I checked, trees can't fly and deers don't attack people! I'm starting to think Felicity wasn't crazy after all ... Man do I feel bad about seeing her go like that. It was so sad!
(C) Luna: This has to be some stupid behind the scenes work. There's no way this is all natural. Also, condolences to that squirrel's family. RIP.
*At the cliff face*
Apollo: This is all extremely peculiar! I'm quite certain something extraterrestrial is happening here. Felicity's last words may have actually been worth pondering about ... Let me draw up a schematic real quick and see if I can't figure this out!
*Apollo draws a schematic on the cliff face*
Apollo: Unless the harvest moon is somehow out, I don't recall ever learning about spontaneous changes in animal behaviors. We are on the Eastern end of Canada, so there shouldn't be any tectonic plate movement, nor should there be any logical reason that natural beings like trees and rocks spew from the ground. Now this island seems to have two levels; the mainland and the elevated area. We've seen so many different biomes on top, which leads me to believe there are at least three sectors there. Each sector can produce an already generated region with its own unique environment, probably stored underneath on the mainland. And the only way to access that? ... This island must be under some sort of technological control!
(C) Apollo: This felt like a puzzle! An extremely fun puzzle! ... But also life threatening, if true!! Gah! What did I actually sign up for? Whatever Felicity saw in her visions, it must have been warning her that this island was going to malfunction at some point!
Apollo: I must go tell Luna and Jay about this!
*Apollo runs but then runs back*
Apollo: Gah! Forgot Luna was being attacked by a squirrel! *runs the other way*
*In the Nurse's station*
Marissa: Another tree? I'm not sure if I should be scared or not ...
Logan: Oh don't be such a wimpy pants, heh. We'll be fineeeee.
Marissa: Don't you think this could be like ... Pretty serious? I don't think an island is supposed to shake as many times as this one does ...
Logan: Maybe it's drunk, who knows. But speaking of being more serious ... I uh, well, I have decided to stop messing with feeling, heh. I picked my girl.
Marissa: Oh yay. Just what every bachelorette wants to hear ...
Logan: Marissa, I'm really sorry, it's been fun, you're an amazing kisser, heh ... But I've decided to give things a real shot with Elise. She turns my gears more than any other girl I met, heh.
Marissa: *sigh* Well, not like I didn't expect it. I had fun too, for whatever it's worth.
Logan: Oh, so, you're not mad? We cool?
Marissa: No I'm not mad. We both knew that this was just something casual. But of course I went and started catching feelings ... Only slightly. It's fine though.
Logan: Well ... Aight then, heh. Cool! Thanks for understanding. You're dope.
Marissa: Yeah yeah, I know. Good luck with Elise.
Logan: Thanks, heh! Time to go tell her now, hubba hubba. *walks away*
(C) Logan: Well that was easier than expected, heh. Gotta love when that happens. Time to get freaky with Elise again ... And only her, heh.
*Outside of the girls cabin*
Logan: Oh Elise, perfect timing, heh. Just the babe I wanted to see.
Elise: Do not call me babe!
Logan: Uh, huh? How come? I have chosen you Elise, you're the girl I want, heh. I ended things with Marissa, now it's just you and me, heh.
Elise: That's great and all, but I've been doin' some thinkin' of my own boyo! I want a mans who wants me and me only! No funny games!
Logan: Huh? What are you saying ...
Elise: Are you deaf Logan? I don't want some sack who's gonna run around with other hoes and then take eight million years to pick one he actually likes!
Logan: ... And you're telling me this now and not at the beginning? Damnnn girl.
Elise: How was I supposed to know you'd be with Marissa too? This ain't how love works boyo! Mawma is worth more than that!
Logan: Oookay, well I did not see this one coming, heh.
Elise: I know I come off strong, but I ain't as desperate as ya might think. We had our fun baby, but no more! Now you get zero girls!
Logan: Uh ... Heh, damn ... Aight ...
(C) Logan: Well ... That all happened very fast, heh ... I don't even know what's going on now man. Did I just lose two girls in the matter of ten minutes?
(C) Elise: I've come to terms with this decision! It was difficult, don't get me wrong! Logan is one hunky man! But I deserve bettah! And I'm gonna get it once I win that mill and buy me a better boyfriend, hahahaha!
