To start this off, the fucking neighbours duckling was fingering itself in horror from seeing Myah shitting down the cabinets. Lareesa screeched as if she had a log in her throat. She made Lee clean the surface with a wet paper towel like they use in primary school to clean your wound.
Little did Lee know.. there was acid on the paper towel!!!! The cabinet started to disintegrate the smell of melting shit was infused into what's left of the cabinet, the duckling 🐥 appeared out of no where playing in the puddle of acid it's once neon green feathers dripped of its melting flesh until nothing was left except it's leftover wank juices from its previous fingering session.
There was fucking spunk everywhere! It smelt of absolute cow, thank god I had my spare gas mask in the pocket of my pantaloons. I just woke up and I saw a little baby girl and then she woke me up. I never really knew that she could dance like this 🤔 she makes a man wanna speak Spanish 😳 "j'mapelle cok?" She squirted out.
سأذهب في رحلة في سفينتي الصاروخية المفضلة مع البا وعاء (سأذهب " the tiny porn star sprouted out of no where lucky my decades of learning Arabic from my one and only beloved jake Paul YouTube vids I knew what the little shit said "I'm going on a trip in my favourite rocket ship with my panda in a pot" I have have no fucking clue what she meant by that but hopefully it means she's fucking off bc let's be honest she's was a huge mistake to begin with, being born from incest really messed her up but hey it's not my fault daddy lee raped me (I consented but no one needs to know 🤫😘).
The next thing you know it, I'm being carried down an alley way by king Bob! It was absolutely atrocious, I was hopelessly shitting all down his back it was so runny and wet. 🐛 I felt a puddle of wee in the compartment of my nappy, sagging down more then my grandmas bellend after a wank. (Baring in mind, she is trans so mind ya sodding business alright hun).
King Bob started off into a full blown sprint, my shit juices were endlessly flying out of my anal I'm honestly surprised it didn't create a tsunami on the coast of china killing all peasants and their pet monkeys but anyway that's not the important stuff on my mind it's quite irrelevant all I had on my mind was tony Lopezs one ball sack like bitch how does that work I wonder if his children will only be half developed although they probably wouldn't be right in the head anyway with him as a father 🤢. suddenly a shockwave of nazi gas hit me smack bang centre in my deformed little face and everything went as black as...... the midnight sky (I know what you was thinking I was going to say you cheeky little sods 😱🤓)
As I was awaken from the nazi gas, lee was too busy fucking fannying around with bobs clit. He started orgasming all over the wooden floors, creating them to rot. Lareesa wasn't very impressed as it was attracting all of the maggots from the neighbours kitchen bin. She was so mad, she started cumming in her pants at the look of Lees boner. She gradually started crawling over to him and lowering her hands down his jiggly belly, giving him aids. He never knew she had an STI until he ate her out, he told me it tasted of moulding fish fingers, as if they had been sat in the window sill for the past 3 weeks. Lareesa knew she shouldn't have eaten the dogs leftover casserole this morning, instant regret.
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HumorI think moto moto likes you!! Lareesa eats out Lee in terror from seeing the dog shagging the neighbours cat. Myah is found dead in a wheely bin down the road and shit is about to go down.