Inanimate Insanity: Yin and Yang

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Long Prologue. Inanimate Insanity Invitational ended Three months ago, it turned into a chrime scene when MePhone saw how bad the competition was going, everyone was leaving and telling him that the idea of the competitions is dumb and he was worthless, He got too fed up with all of the people telling him that 'You can't do this forever' and the people saying they wished his family died and him. So he shot himself in the head in front of all the remaining contestants. After all the events of the other episodes and seeing someone kill themself in front of them, their personalities changed. After Candle's family died in a car pile up, that was the thing that made her finally snap, so she gave up hope on spiritual connections, auras and calming people down whenever tension got between them. She resorted to violence and that was the thing that calmed her down. Yin and Yang tried to get a job, they met the boss of the job but in the interview Yang heard the the interviewer say that 'Yin, your conjoined twin might cause...problems.' Yang got angry and punched the interviewer in the face. They got sued for aggravated assault for $2,000 and now live a one and a half start hotel.

 "Do it! NO! Every time I try to eat, you slap the food out my hand. You've been doing this for weeks! Because I'm not hungry! You haven't been hungry in weeks? No I haven't, dumb shit! You haven't eaten in weeks and I'm the dumb shit? Yes! WE HAVE THE SAME STOMACH AND IM HUNGRY SO HOW THE F-" "Hey guys." Candle says walking in their apartment. "I never told you our address and the competition ended months ago, how are you here?" "Well, That's not important but I need you to come with me somewhere." "Where?" "I might have accidentally started a fight with another powerful being." "What?!" "This thing got offended thinking I was saying I was more powerful than them, so they scheduled a fight..." "Out of all things that could happen, this was the least expected, and you know you don't have to show up." Yang grabs Candles hand. "You could hurt yourself badly, or-" "Don't worry, I'll be fine." "If you say so...ooooh someone has a girlfriend~ Dude, when you fell asleep last night, I drank some of a potion Test Tube made so we had separated bodies and I had a whole date night with her. What... Then we fucked." "That's how I have your address, we've been doing a dating routine like that for weeks, well the fucking part was just last night." "No wonder you've eaten jack shit. No that was just to be annoying." "C'mon guys, the fight is in like thirty minutes and it's a twenty minute drive!" "Okay!" 25 minutes later...      "Okay...we're here." "Please do your best not to get hurt..." "I'll be fine..." "Ahh, your finally here..." Somebody says standing behind a wall. "Shut up! I'll kick your ass!" Candle yells. "Whatever..." Somebody says walking out from behind the wall...

Sorry for the cliffhanger, I hate them too.

Just know, if any of my stories get to 200 views I will make a new story with a face reveal! Signed: Tord_Is_Suck (I still sorta think he does!)

[IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE PISSED ON FUCKING MY WIFE, THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS, 'this big' AND I SAID 'THATS DISGUSTING, SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE, *explosion sounds* THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG, HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THATS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS, EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, IM PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE!]