Inanimate Insanity: Yin and Yang

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This is the font combination for the phone.

⚠️ WARNING⚠️ THIS PAGE HAS VERY HEAVY RACISM AND HAS THE N-WORD! ALOT OF THE N-WORD! (don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you,)

Yin and Yang's phone rings, and Yang picks it up. "Hello?" "Yang! I have no idea what's going on, but I, need, help." "What's happening?" "Part of my head just turned grey and it has a face-YOU KNOW WHO I AM I GOT YOU KICKED OUT THE THERAPIST!" "Oh shit...holy shit, what the fuck..." "I'm going to Test Tube's house, see you there." She hangs up the call. "Yin we have to go somewhere!" They get in their car and speed off. 

Candle unlocks Test Tube's door and runs in. "Hey what's going-OH FUCK!" Test Tube yells dropping her project. "Nice seeing you too Test Tube." Candle says. "What happened to your face?!" Test Tube asks picking her project back off the floor and putting it on her table. "Half of it turned dark grey and has a face now, I thought you called me Asht." "Asht?" Test Tube asks. "He said his name in pure glitching and the only noises I understood made up the name Asht." Candle says grabbing a bottle of water from Test Tube's fridge. "How do I get rid of it? Basically, the procedure is simple, good to know. You need a liter of Ketazelectrophyll, a small hint of Hyedrophyan Dieoxomine-" "WE LIVE IN THE YEAR 2022, NOT THE FUCKING YEAR 2763!" Test Tube yells. "The stuff I said gets created in 2031 and has Inside Job season two came out? Sadly not yet, Damn. WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SECURITY BREACH DLC? I don't care, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfEvJek-cS4" "what?" Test tube asks. "Yang's favorite song link"

"Yang! Your gonna crash the car! No the fuck I'm not and my girlfriend has something wrong going on! Well at least turn on you music on your phone! WAIT NO-"gers, I don't ni- THE RADIO IT IS," (RADIO: -gers at all, (at all, at all) I swear every nigger playing basketball, (basketball) I swear every nigger so tall, (so tall) I swear every nigger fucked my mom (fucked my mom) I don't like niggers no, I don't like niggers no, I don't like nigge-)"TURN THAT BACK ON!"

"-then Bonnie's all like-" "We're here, HOLY SHIT!" "You we're coming?" Test Tube asks. "Yes and while we were, so I'm assuming that's the problem." "IM NOT A PROBL-yes it is." "But I read many books and can't figure it out, I will try to make something though." Test Tube explains. "Try holy water." "IM NOT A DEMON!"  "Your point?" "IT WONT WORK FUCKASS."

School is coming so it might slow these chapters down, (can't wait for kindergarten!)

I let down my word...because I have no ideas...this is why I don't make promises that often...

(I just checked the very bottom of my google docs, and found...a really old story on google docs about eddsworld...if this story gets 1,000 views before 2024, I will post it and I will rewrite it if the story gets 2,000 views before 2024.) [its long as SHIT]

[IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE PISSED ON FUCKING MY WIFE, THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS, 'this big' AND I SAID 'THATS DISGUSTING, SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE, *explosion sounds* THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG, HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THATS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS, EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, IM PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE!]