I was currently sitting on a purple frayed mat in front of Foxy The Pirate Fox; " Ar me hearties" Foxy announced in his juddery robotic voice, "I welcome thee t-t-to the P-Pirates Cove, me names F-F-Foxy the P-Pirate Fox..." Barely knows his own name, I thought as the robotic animal carried on muttering. I fixed a stare on Jan. Flippin' heck she's good. I continued to gaze upon her when a small kid interrupted "do you like her?" he asked in an airy fairy voice. "I shrugged" and he nodded as if I had just announced that I had ran the Boston Marathon completely nude. "I'm going to make sure you never marry her" he said. I just shrugged again. See what I mean- sick and twisted kids are.

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ParanormalHi. My names Mike. I live with my adoptive parent- July and I work at a pizzeria, where all may not seem usual. Please note when I started writing this book, it was based on my theory's- yet since the release of FNAF 4, they have been disproved. How...