Childe walks into wangsheng funeral parlor
Hu tao - " Hello dear customer, are you here to buy a coffin for yourself ? It's 69% off per coffin ! "
Childe - "i not gonna die.. not yet "
Hu tao " Ohh? yet ?? You already accepted it ?! Cool I thought i was the only one with that mindset !"
Childe - " So you also accepted it too ? Why ? You look so young"
Hu tao - " Oooh it's just that death can happen anytime like Cancer , heart attack or shock "
Childe - " yea death can happen anytime, if anything happens i will definitely buy your most expensive coffins "
Hu tao - " Good Good, oops i forgot is there anything i can help you with ? "
Childe - " Yes you can help me with something, I heard people talk a a highly intelligent consultant here ? Someone with a great understanding of liyue's history ? "
Hu tao - " Oh ? So your looking for Zhongli huh ? Why- wait no let me guess "
Hu tao - " Oh Oh Oh i know! You wanna ask him out on a date right ?!! "
Childe - " No i will not date someone i don't even know much about "
Hu tao - " Awww to bad, looks like he is gonna stay single for the rest of his life noww "
Childe - " Actally im here to ask if i can commission him for a few hours to help me with something important i will pay you 40000 mora per hour "
Hu tao - " Yes yes give me all your money and take him, his is at third-Round Knockout right now, here take this letter to him and he will help you "
Childe - " thanks boss lady, im childe by the way "
Hu tao - " not a boss lady, im hu tao 77th director of wangsheng funeral parlor i hope we will work again in the future !!! "
Childe - " Okay bye ! "
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Childe Gets a harem
Fanfictionthis is just to test my compo writing skill please point me out on any mistakes i made I will update when i wanna I do not own any of the character in the story UID 742813295 { Eu }
