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hahaedith: 오리 멀리 🦆💨

malachibarton: ew golly why did you take that picture of me 😔
^ hahaedith: cuz its a public area so legally i can 👹👺
^^ user1: bro brought up the law 💀

hjevelyn: wow it's your first MALE friend ;)
^ user2: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
^^ user3: DOES THAT MEAN HARTON IS REAL?
^^^ hjevelyn: no it just means she has no friends

user4: get away from my bf
^ user5: who r u?

user6: shipppppp

user7: ARE WE GONNA GET A VLOG WITH MALACHI! OMFG😧

After Malachi and I had eaten at the restaurant we went to we walked back to his house.

"Oh golly am I gonna meet your parents! That's terrifying!" I complained dreading the awkward situation that was replaying in my head.

"Yes but it will be fine, plus we can go swimming in my pool!" Malachi cheering throwing our conjoined hands up.

"But it's so dark!" I laughed as he threw me a confused look.

"So it's in my yard we're not gonna get stabbed" He teased flicking my fourhead again.

"Or maybe we will, and stop doing that!" I smiled smacking his hand making him put it on his heart in over dramatic sadness.

"Anyways you will be fine, they're nice. Plus my mums been wanting to meet you in forever. She thinks you both will get along" He reassured. Wait.

He talks about me to his parents.

He about me to his parents...

Malachi Fucking Barton tells his parents about me. I. Myself. Edith Ha.

I have officially disintegrated.

"Edith? Hello" Malachi said waving his hand infront of me.

"Sorry..." I nervously chuckled.

"What happened to your mood?" He frowned clearly thinking that I was upset or something.

"Nothing I just zoned out. Plusss I don't have a swimming costume with me!" I realised.

"You can use a shirt of mine or something" He said once we got to his door.

"No I'm scared im such an awkward person!" I laughed.

"No your not" He tapped my head and unlocked his front door.

"Mom I'm home!" He screamed and Felica cam running through.

"Hi Malachi. Oh darling you must be Edith, you're so much prettier in real life!" She said patting my face and hugging me.

HE SHOWS THEM PICTURES OF ME TOO WHAT.

I happily hugged her back.

"Thank you Mrs. Barton!" I smiled.

"Ah no call me Felica! Loren come meet Malachis girlfri- friend!" She squealed.

BITCH GIRLFRIEND!? MY LIFES COMPLETE IM HAPPY GOODBYE ALL.

"Mom chill out!" Malachi laughed hugging his mum.

Loren walked through and smiled when he saw me.

"Hello there Edith. I'm Malachis dad. You can call me Loren" Loren messed my hair up playfully making me giggle.

"Hi Loren nice to meet you." I smiled back at him.

"Ok well I'm going to settle her in we will be down in a bit to swim. By the way we have eaten" Malachi said dragging me towards the stairs.

"See you did perfect!" He highfived me.

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