Random little one-shots/ headcanons

Papa IV Oneshot p.2

After parking the car in the Taco bell parking lot, you ordered and paid for your food, sitting down, you wait for Sora to come back from the bathroom to start eating. When you see her coming up to the table, you turn to her, smirking and say, "Damn shawty, did you just fart?" With a horrified look, she slowly turns her head to you, saying "....What??" You flare your nostrils and cover a smile, holding in your laughter, you finish with "'Cause your ass blew me away."

The way she looked when the panic subsided in her eyes was enough to make you bust out laughing while she smacked the back of your head. "You absolute asshat. Why would you say that so loudly? And in public too!" She hissed at you. Still laughing, you manage to say, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Putting your hands up in defeat.

"You suck, you know that, right?" She deadpans at you. "Maybe," you winked, "Love you, sharty bae." She snorts, saying "Ha. Yeah, right. Anyway, I'm going to get myself some food." She turns to walk to the counter where the registers were, but before she could get too far, you lightly smacked her left buttcheek. Turning around, she raised her middle finger and stuck out her tongue. 

Finishing their food, they headed out, looking for a place to park that was decently close to the arena they would be going to. When they had parked, they quickly made sure they looked good, and not like they just ate Taco Bell without using their hands. On the way to the arena you noticed a lot of people with current and previous Papa skulls painted on their faces, costumes, and other items. Excitedly, Sora looks to you and says, "Holy fucking shit! We're about to actually see Ghost! God, I've waited so long for this!" You laugh at her excitement with the same manic smile Sora had. "Fuck yeah we are!" You yelled.

As they made their way toward the entrance and through the long lines, Sora said, "I feel like a chihuahua that pees when they get too excited." Laughing loudly, you covered your face with your hands. "Jesus Christ, Yaya. let's get to the bathroom before you piss yourself."

As they began shuffling their way to the barricades, they managed to get to the front. About half an hour later, some openers began making their way on to the stage. Two hours later, you both were laughing and yelling as the last opener finished their last song. "It was great to have you, Tampa!" The crowds began screaming at the mention of their city. "We are Spiritbox and we hope you had an amazing night!" The lead singer says. The crowd begins to quiet down slightly as they walked off stage, allowing the techs to clean up and start setting up equipment for Ghost. "Oh god, oh god, oh god," you repeated, "They're gonna be right in front of us soon!!" Looking at each other they practically began screaming with excitement.

Not long after, a giant white sheet was beginning to create a barrier so the crowd couldn't see the band members getting into position. Imperium began playing and every audience member started to scream, finally about to see the band they had come for. As Imperium ended, it transitioned to Kaisarion. A spotlight was shining behind Sodo, casting a shadow of him on the sheet. As the lights on stage started to come on, the sheet dropped to the stage dramatically. 

The entire arena began screaming and shouting for Ghost. After Sodo had finished his solo, Aether and Rain came up to center stage, and with a loud explosion, the three aggressively began playing their respective guitars and bass.

After playing through Kaisarion, Rats, Faith, and Spillways, the music paused as Papa began speaking to the audience. "Good evening, Tampa!" He spoke into the mic in his hand. In response, the crowd screamed once more. "How are we doing tonight? Good? Good, good," he repeated, "It is so nice to see all of you here!" The screams from the crowd seemed to only get louder as he spoke.

Continuing on with the music, they played Devil Church as he went to change into another outfit. Once Cirice began, he came back out, singing and walking around the stage. Making his way to your side of the stage, he sings, "A candle casting a faint glow, You and I see eye to eye," staring into your eyes. "Holy shit." you spoke as he walked past you. "Can you hear the thunder? Can you hear the thunder that's breaking? Now there is nothing between us, From now our merge is eternal."

 Making his way over to you, he kneeled at the edge of the stage, holding your hand. "Can't you see that you're lost? Can't you see that you're lost without me? I can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart, I can see through the scars inside you. I can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart, I can see through the scars inside you." As he finishes, he kisses the back of your hand and winks, standing up to walk away and continue on to Hunter's Moon and Ritual.

 Staring at your hand that was just held and kissed, Sora grabs your shoulders, shaking them and screaming "Oh my god!" repeatedly. He snuck backstage between Ritual and Call Me Little Sunshine to change once again. Coming out in his papal robes with his thurible in his right hand, you met his eyes again. Swinging the thurible back and forth, with his robes billowing behind him gracefully, he walks to his mic at the front and center of the stage. 

"Oh sweet baby Jesus." You spoke, dumbfounded, "He looks so... so..." You couldn't finish the sentence, so Sora does, "Fucking hot!? Yeah, I know!" She screams. As the concert went on, you couldn't keep your eyes off of him unless he went to change, completely ignoring the ghouls as they played.