Crazy and just plain random

Who are youu???

LETS DO THIS BABY>~<

It is TIME.Time for what you asked ?well...YOU SHOULD FAKING KNOW ITS TIME FOR DA MOTHER chocolate fudge AUDITIONS.YOU MOTHER do-gets taken away by security-PUT ME DOWN YOU butt cracks WITH BIG FUZZY B-

-one of the guards knock him out- 

'NEXT!' Yelled the director .

Comes out next a guy with nicely toned muscle and looked like he could sing.

"who.are..YOU?" The director said with sassy.

 This shocked the guy."who..am..I?"asked the man on stage

 ."yes..who...are..ya??"he mocked the man.

How DEAR he mocked ME ABOVE EVERRYYOONEEE.

I couldn't believe this that my inner beauty had to show its destiny.

"me? I am-sexilicious pose-THE MAIN MAN."

Silence filled the air.

You could swear the crickets were chirping.

"the who?"How DEAR that director question the MAIN MAN.

His inner beauty couldn't control its self any more soooo...it trashed the place.

The main man jumped kick,falcon punch,dog slap,turn over,stab up and murder the director and everyone else in the room.

THERE IS A LESSON TO THIS DONT I SAY DONT QUESTION THE MAIN MAN WHO WHAT WHERE OR HOW HE IS....