Kintsukuroi

Ch 1: Shopping with Sai

"Hey, Sas, would you mind doing me a quick favor?" Naruto asked from the bathroom. It was nighttime and the two were just getting ready for bed.

Sasuke shot an unimpressed look in his boyfriends direction from where he laid on their shared bed. "I won't hold your dick while you pee, Usuratonkachi. I don't care how much your hand hurts from the paperwork Kakashi's making you do or how badly you have to go. Do it yourself."

"Wha-? No, no that's not the favor." Naruto shook his head immediately. "At least not this time." He held his hands up defensively before he crawled back into bed beside Sasuke.

"Honest." Naruto placed a kiss on Sasuke's lips once he reached him.

"Hm." Sasuke returned the kiss head tilted to the side. He eyed Naruto calculatingly. "Then what do you want?"

"Well, as you know, I'm an idiot."

"Mhm." Sasuke hummed in affirmation. He did know that. His thumb slid along Naruto's whisker marks fondly. "That's very true."

"And I kinda double booked myself for tomorrow. I told Sai I would go clothes shopping with him. He's got a date with Ino tomorrow night and he has no idea what to wear. Sakura's been griping about him needing to dress nice, as if Ino isn't the exact same with her clothes as he is, but...I forgot that Kakashi Sensei is making me sit in on some dumb council meeting at the time we were supposed to go."

"So?" Sasuke arched a brow wondering what the hell this had to do with him and the favor Naruto wanted him to do.

"So, I was hoping that you could go shopping with Sai. Fill in for me, ya know?"

Sasuke stared. This was the favor? He scowled. "No. Absolutely not."

"What? Why not?" Naruto frowned.

"Because it's unnecessary." Sasuke insisted. "Why can't you make a shadow clone go?"

"Cause sometime's Sai's a little creepy or he says inappropriate stuff out of the blue. If he acts a little off and scares the crap out of my clone poof! But your like immune to random dirty talk and sexy scares. So you'll be fine."

"You say that like I'm going to do this. So what if he finds out you sent a clone?"

"So it's rude." Naruto frowned. "I don't want to hurt him and make him think I don't want to spend time with him."

"Reschedule then."

"I can't." Naruto groaned flopping to lay on his back. "His date is tomorrow night. I think he's meeting Ino's mom or something too."

Sasuke sighed. "Naruto, I don't even know Sai. Have Sakura do it."

"I already asked her, but she's got her hands full with patients and can't get time off."

"Is there really no one else you can ask?"

"I wouldn't be asking you if I wasn't out of options. I even asked Pakkun but most stores are no dogs allowed. Please Sasuke. I can't let him down. I promised."

"How is that my problem? Don't say because I'm your boyfriend."

"Sasuke." Naruto whined his boyfriends name kicking his legs. He stared at him with big huge eyes.

"Urgh. Fine." Sasuke grit out. Damn Naruto's blue eyes. Damn them to hell. "I'll do it. But you owe me."

Naruto beamed latching onto Sasuke. He squeezed his boyfriend tightly. "You're the best Sasuke!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever loser."  Sasuke sighed his hand traveling into the blonde's hair. "You're lucky I love you."

"Mhm." Naruto hummed happily snuggling into his boyfriends neck. He littered the Uchiha with kisses.