A Lesson Well Learnt

Lessons are better learnt hungover

The echo of a phone rang out through the dark room, its screen lighting up the room, disturbing the sleeping figure. Hands fumbled as they found the phone and grumbled at the name that flashed brightly on it, "This had better be good Naruto." growled the raven, looking over at the clock on his bedside table, reading just after midnight.

"Hey Itachi, did I wake you?" Yelled the obnoxious voice on the other end, over the drumming music echoing through the phone.

"Hn, what do you think?"

"Don't say that, you sound like that brat brother of yours, speaking of the brat where is he?"

"Staying at his friend's place, why?"

"Which friend might I ask?"

Itachi sighed, "Neji's I think."

The raven heard as Naruto yelled out to someone close by, "Hey Hinata, where's your cousin meant to be tonight?"

"Sasuke's." he heard the girl yell back.

"Hear that Tachi?" the blond laughed. "So with that knowledge, you'll never guess where they're meant to be and where they actually are."

Itachi sat up in his bed, suddenly wide awake and roared, "Where is he?!"

"Currently, dancing on top of the bar at Leaf 7." the blond answered cheerfully.

"WHAT!?!?!?!" Itachi screamed into the phone. Leaf 7 was the hottest gay bar in town and some how his underaged brother had gotten in.

"Check your wallet." Naruto said as if hearing his question.

The older raven jumped from his bed and made a b-line straight for his wallet. Sure enough his ID was missing. "The little fucking vixen stole my ID!" he bit out, hurling his wallet across the room as a means to express his anger. Pausing for a moment Itachi's brain began to work and before long an evil grin spread across his face, "Fine, fine, if my baby brother wants to act like an adult, then I want you to treat him like an adult."

"What do ya mean?" Naruto asked, fear evident in his voice.

"What happens to cute, young, drunk twinks at gay bars?" Itachi purred out.

Naruto gulped, "They get taken advantage of."

"Well then, I leave him in your capable hands." the older raven smirked.

"Itachi, you know what you're saying right?" Naruto asked cautiously.

"Of course I do. Make him understand what it truly means to be an adult." Itachi grinned

"You sure?" Naruto asked again.

"Naruto, I've seen how you lust after my brother and don't say you don't because I've seen it. So for tonight, since he got himself into this mess, he's yours, do whatever you want to him." As an afterthought Itachi added, "I'll pick him up from yours some time tomorrow."

"K." was all Naruto got to say before the older raven hung up.

Itachi grinned evilly as he climbed back into bed knowing all too well on a personal level what Naruto was going to do to his baby brother.

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Naruto looked back at the younger raven dancing on top of the bar. In the time that he was on the phone said raven had begun taking off his clothes. Turning back to the group he moved up beside Hinata, "Itachi told me to punish his brother, want me to get someone to punish Neji too?" he asked with a smirk.

Hinata nodded, her glaring eyes never leaving the two underaged, drunk idiots dancing on top of the bar.

"You can pick him up from mine then." with that he called over to the red head of the group, "Garra, want to have some fun?" he grinned wickedly.