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"Breakfast"

Prank #2: The Mac and cheese juice

I woke up and made some pancakes and eggs, with some bacon.

I decided to make some coffee for me. I knew he would want some OJ. So he's gonna get his OJ, cheesy style. I took a packet of cheese from a mac and cheese package, and mixed it with water. I put an orange wedge on the side.

"Kyrie, Breakfast"

"Coming Babe"

He sat down and ate everything. He saved the juice for last. I watched him from the corner of my eye. He spit out the "juice" asap.

"You okay K?"

"This juice? It don't taste right."

"Are you sure something isn't wrong with you? Lemme taste it"

Damn, it was horrible.

"Baby, it tastes fine. What does it taste like to you?"

"This sounds weird, but cheese"

"Thats why I tell you wash out your mouth before breakfast, then brush after but no. Go brush ya teeth."

"That's not the issue. But OK"

Little did he know his toothbrush was dipped into the garbadge and put inside stinky sneakers

"AHHHHHH MY GODDD. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS BRUSH?"

I died in laughter and left Kyrie in the house.