damn mosquitos

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*chomp chomp* "Hmm, wonder if saitama is awake by now. Welp, I'll just visit him later!" he continues to chomp down on his food and cleans up after eating.

"*burp* I'm still hungry... If only I have money to buy more food... Well, no use crying about it, I'll just work at that place again later" he gives Chopper some food and tells him goodbye to go see his friend. But a wave of mosquitos interuppt him from going outside.

"MOSQUITOES! SOMEBODY HELP ME!! PLEA-" and a few mosquitoes go inside his house, causing him to hide in a room with Chopper.

I'll take a second to explain why Y/N is so afraid of mosquitoes. It's because he saw on TV that if a mosquito bites you, you get paralyzed and disabled. Which is not true in real life. Y/N isn't really that smart.

"SOMEBODY HELP M-! huh" suddenly there was a bright light under the door and the buzzes from the mosquitoes stoppped. "Are they gone?" He said still shaken up from the sudden mosquito raid. He goes outside of the room to see if the coast is clear.

"Alright, looks like they're gone! Come on Chopper lets eat, I'm hungry!" he then looks infront of him for 10 seconds to take in the scenery of the kitchen...

"WHERE DID MY FOOD GO?!?!" he was seeing a nightmare, all food and furniture were either burnt or ashes. He then lets out a groan and ran outside to find who destroyed his things. "Chopper, take care of the house for me will you?" he told his pet which let out a cute noise.  "I'M COMING FOR YOU!!" He said running... without knowing where he is going...

Somewhere, a few minutes later

We see a cyborg fighting a mosquito in a broken down street where buildings looked burnt. The cyborg lost most of his parts and is glowing at the center on his chest, Until...

A distant yell can be heard "Gomu Gomu no! ROCKET!" the cyborg cancels his self destruction because the teen will also die if he gets into the radius of the blast

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" the cyborg looks from where the noise was coming from and detects a teen flying at high speeds towards the Hot Mosquito Mommy. "Wait! Stop! You'll die!" the cyborg yelled towards the flying teen, but to no avail.

"GOMU GOMU NO!" the teen with a straw hat exclaims while comically pulling back his arm unnaturally far. "Nani?" the Hot Mosquito Mommy and Cyborg think to themselves. "HAHAHAHA! HIT ME! HIT ME WITH ALL YOU GOT LITTLE SNACK!" the Hot Moquito Mommy the author definitely has a crush on yelled at the Straw Hat.

"PISTOL!!" the teen's arm propelled forward faster than the Sexy Hot Mosquito Dommy Mommy can register dodged instinctively got hit on the chest instead of the face. She got launched back to a building going through its walls.

"Th-That Brat!" the Lady having a hard time breathing because her chest got punched so hard.

"Amazing!" the cyborg thought to itself while looking at the teen standing infront of him. "Hey kid! Get out of here before sh-!" as if on time, the lady flashily came out of the crumbling building.

"WHO ARE YOU?!" the Lady yelled at the Straw Hat.

"I don't know who you are. But I am "Y/N D. L/N. I'm the one who will beat you. And I will the be Strongest Hero!" The boy exclaimed. "Also, HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY HOUSE! DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FOOD I HAD IN THERE! I NEED IT TO L-" He continues rambling and he doesn't notice the lady coming at him with her sharp horn.

"LOOK OUT!" the cyborg yelled. The boy doesn't listen and doesn't notice the Hot Woman coming at him.

"Dont." he reels his arm back. "interrupt me off while I'm talking!" he punched the lady in the face downwards that left a mark of a knuckle on the side of her face. The Lady is unconscious due to the hard hit she recieved.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 11, 2022 ⏰

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