*TRIGGER WARNING SMUT*
shrek's pov:
i come out my barbie pink prius just like how i came out the closet🥴. I walk towards our house door, i hear my sweat lovey doves smooth coochie woochie baby rawr BARK BAKR avocado girlfriend fart. i try to run away but it's to late i got hit with the atomic bomb of shit particles. i sigh and walk into our now stank ass house, to see my girlfriend twerking on the ORANGES. i knew she was a whore. but if she getting a bag then she better give 1/3. rent due soon babe😀😭😭, i see this tradgec scene and run up stairs. but i start to cry so hard i get uncontrollable farts as i'm running. my girlfriend trisha rolls towards me so fast he knocks me over. i shit my self.WHO WANTS A PART 2!!?!
and avacodo's name is trisha she/him
shrek is shrek he/him/poopoo