Sam invited everyone to the party, Isaac, Charlie, Dennis, Kassie, Adam, Chester, Kurt, M. Shadows, Chris Isaak, and all of her loyal followers on tiktok who likes the smash button.
Everyone was drinking apple juice since Sam was a family guy, so you're LUCKY!
Adam and Chester were hiding in the closet in Sam's room.
"I can't take it anymore, I... I'm aboutta get racist... NOW I'm RACIST!" Chester said.
Adam shushed Chester. "SHUT UP, PEOPLE WILL HEAR, NO ONE CAN KNOW."
"BUT MY THOUGHTS, THE UNVERIFIABLE FACTS... the opinions..."
"Okay, cal-calm down, we'll get through this together. You could use some apple juice."
Chester looked down and Adam said "Fuck you"
Adam got some apple juice in an oil can and started giving it to Chester and he could move again.
"Alright, what are we gonna do?"
"Uhmm..." Adam saw Smokqué and said "I got a plan."
Everyone else was out in the living room, kitchen, some even throwing up in the bathroom.
The room went silent when Adam and Chester walked out from the room and everyone stared at them.
"I'd like to make an announcement."
Smokqué walked away.
"I- well... me and uh, me and Chester here uhh y- y'know uh we..."
"Y- well, you and uh, you and Chester there uhh y-y'know uh you WHAT?"
"We're... we are, we... prejudice against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized... I'm sorry I can't be who you want me to be, I'm sorry for being such a disappointment. You know what? I'm NOT sorry, this is who I am, and you know what? Me and Chester propagate unverifiable facts on the web, we spread misinformation."
Everyone was shocked and they looked like this.
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Jk they looked like they were about to make Phoenix Detroit #2.
But they didn't and said they must have ALZHEIMERS. They carried on and no one gave a crap, although, Sam tried bringing Smokqué to her room, but Adam stopped her.
"Uh hold it, Samantha Bennington. Whatchu got there?" Adam yelled from across the room.
"Umm... 1. Don't call me that and 2. Nothing you'd care about."
"*mocks* umm... *normal voice* 1. I can call you whatever I damn well please answer 2. I'll give one more fuck for you, now tell me what you're hiding."
